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Ex-Stripper (Whore) Whines That She Can't Act Like a Stripper in Her New Corporate Job - Two XXers Wish They Were Strippers Because Strippers are Neat.

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I wish I could be a stripper. Seriously before I got into the corporate world I was in a furniture warehouse and it was the same thing. If you had a problem with a guy you could tell him to frick off or meet you in the parking lot.

First off I have no doubt you could be a stripper.

I don't think men like overweight middle aged strippers don't be so sure.

Before marriage I used to go to a strip club for lunch when I worked downtown- they had great food, good prices and nice people. Got to know a number of dancers, many who were going to college and were very smart.

Strip clubs are cornerstones of the community, high dining and full of intellectuals.

You could probably post this in r/antiwork, too. If you wanted to. A lot of support and corporate hate over there.

And of course, anti-work is sympathetic to ex-strippers who are now forced to gasp write polite emails!


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I've known two strippers who tried to switch over to office jobs and just couldn't hack it. Part of it was drug addiction, they were used to being coked out while working, and part of it was just inability to work consistently. They were total flakes, and didn't seem to get why everyone would be pissed that they couldn't finish simple tasks in a timely manner. Not to mention they lacked any kind of professionalism.

There are plenty of sluts who work office jobs (see marketing and sales) but they know how to at least work consistently. Even the sluts that frick their way up the chain can at least do basic shit, and know when to shut the frick up.

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There are plenty of sluts who work office jobs (see marketing and sales)

Lol I am one of those sluts.


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In my experience, sluts do real well in marketing and sales. Everyone tries to be modern and equitable but the fact of the matter is everyone likes to buy stuff from attractive people. And attractive people who are good at using their looks for personal gain are usually sluts (even if the keep it on the DL) and are then usually pretty good at sales/marketing.

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Maybe there was that time but marketing and sales roles are increasingly technical. It’s all analytics dashboards and POS mass data analysis. The days of booth babes and taking clients to prostitutes is long over unfortunately. I got a taste of that when I first started but those golden days are done.


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You don't have to be a full-on booth babe to use your s*x to your advantage in sales. Pre-covid, you could still see the obvious advantage that attractive people had in client meetings. Of course you can't just be hot, but being hot still helps a lot. Crotchety old moids selling widgets are still more likely to buy their ERP software from a hot chick than an ugly, fat one. You can't make a career off a nice butt in a pencil skirt, but it seems to help make a sale or keep people's attention in a webinar. And not to be sexist, I've seen the same with male salesmen too. The halo effect is real, and it helps make commission.

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