https://twitter.com/poorlyreasoned/status/1771965216378487250
The disability Doordash people obviously are full of shit. The interesting question is why they say this stuff. I think we've taught people that certain types of claims aren't acceptable to interrogate, so those claims become good vehicles to launder one's own self-centeredness. https://t.co/8hWbY3t5hU
— tortured poet department first deputy chair (@poorlyreasoned) March 24, 2024
Normal people making fun of them a lot now:
https://twitter.com/danwaterfield/status/1772028753801076814
Some white supremacy from Paul here:
https://twitter.com/n_e_rd/status/1771766548669047103
https://twitter.com/Charlie694204/status/1771937860448297460
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My grandma's fingers
were all severely twisted 
and deformed from arthritis yet she lived alone, shopped, and could figure 
out how to use scissors to open shit. Also Max Bedroom gets too tired 
and fatigued to read and understand "Remove from container, plqce in microwave on high for 2min 30sec" but I bet has plenty of energy 
for sextoys and gooning.
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They should
just be honest and say what everyone 
knows... Microwave food is 99% dogshit and they'd rather have expensive food that tastes good rather than eat something cheap 
but gross 
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It's not about that though, everything is about how these people are literally forced into doordashing multiple times a day due to their disability. If they weren't able to justify doing something that they deep down know is wasteful with their likely made-up disability, then they would have to do a lot of self-reflection, and change a lot about who and what they are and do.
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These people are doordashing slop from fast food joints, not gormet meals. lol
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Did I say different? Fast food tastes 1000x better
than any frozen 
microwave meal
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Frozen
tendies only got passable when I got an air fryer. They get soggy otherwise
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Yea the airfryer was a gamechanger for me too, I used to use the toaster oven but they would turn out soggy too.
I think these people just want cheap delivery they would get that in Asia, but usually those countries wouldn't have enough gibs for them to live the lifestyle they have
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Same quality, same heating process.
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No and no
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this guy trying to read the cut here label on the box
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An older gigachad in my village lived alone at 70, without one hand and missing 2 fingers from the other. And he managed all by himself no problems. All housework, made food for himself, took a bike to nearest shop, mowed his lawn with a scythe. And lived like that until he was like 80 something when he died of cardiac arrest I believe.
If that neighbor could do it everyone can
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Bet he got his butt whooped as a kid when misbehaving, was probably taught when times are hard to show the times why we are the dominant species
on the planet, taught to own his mistakes, taught that life isn't fair and never 
will be.
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I've seen a guy with no arms roll a cigarette. But @SnappyIsMyWaifu also never saw him using an iPhone too order DD.
Trump for prison
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I watched a guy on YT prepare, load, manipulate, and accurately shoot
a handgun 
with his feet because he got no arms.
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It's impossible
for me to read words 
on a box it's just too hard
this doesn't count bigot
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