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Weed they/them :marseyshrug:  1mo ago (reddit.com) 637 thread views #256565

Average reddit Tinderella posts her 1.8% right swipe percentage and 51% match rate alongside her profile.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1bnvsh9/its_me_follow_up_to_18_right_swipes_51_match_rate/?sort=controversial

:#marseywall: isnt real. Tony Soprano's sister is still getting way more action than you.

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I'd say that was about my percentage rates when I used Tinder too. I also had like a flowchart of copy-paste messages that resulted in around a 50% hookup rate after the match.

A good tip to really boost your Tinder ELO score is to have it show you gay men. Gay men are horn dogs and swipe right on you darn near 100% while I swipe left on all of them which skyrockets your ELO.

If any incels need some advice let me know. I had Tinder down to a science when I was single and it's so easy to get some cooze

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what are some good tips if i am a 1/10 both inside and out

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Hitting the gym will help your outside

Fixing your outside will in turn help with your inside. From there, get s*x off your mind and focus on being a good time. Make friends. Go out with them. Go to the bars with them with no intention of hooking up with sluts. Just have fun.

Foids are so attracted (initially) to men having fun. Desperation on the other hand is a repellant. Foids smell it a mile away and it smells like SHIT.

You need to get this down before even attempting online dating.

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Desperation on the other hand is a repellant.

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I gotta add here, it's important to know what desperation looks like to a girl. If you like a girl alot but aren't desperate, you still have to pretend you don't really care about her that much, even in your 30s.

It's not really desperate the way we see it, you just can't let a girl know you like her a lot and have to kind of blow her off a bit at first, unless you get it in on the first date

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Holy based

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:#marseybigbrain:

Tfw someone takes your advice and their match rate goes down

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I have successfully helped close to half a dozen incels get laid and none of them paid for it

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actual alpha male shit. Any scrub tier beta b-word can get laid, but only a true alpha male can get his hopeless incel buddies laid.

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telling someone to install grinder doesn't count :marseyeyeroll2:

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Shit I wish I knew this when I was single

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Let's see that flow chart. Usually I make a joke off of some observation from the pics/bio but sometimes I'm just left with nothing.

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Your goal with Tinder messages is to leave the app as soon as humanely possible. No more than 5 messages ever.

"let's watch a movie and make out" (do NOT use any other verbiage.)

Two things will happen from here: a, no response. This happens maybe 15% of the time. Or b: something along the lines of "haha I'm down". Her response doesn't matter.

Second response: "bet, what are we watching?"

Again, response doesn't matter. Just respond "I LOVE genre of movie. What's your number?" Do NOT ask for Snapchat or Instagram.

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Makes sense. I also close things ASAP but never really thought of just going for it immediately, usually I start with some joke and then swing a date from there. Thanks bro

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