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Trump's net worth meteors upwards as result of DJT stock increase

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-djt-stock-truth-social-dwac-trading/

So long story short, the special purpose acquisition company (a SPAC) under stock ticker DWAC merged with Trump's media company, which has increased by over a billion dollars in the last couple days. It's new trading ticker is DJT.

The fact this timeline only happened BECAUSE he got banned from all social media and is now exponentially richer because of it is hilarious.

What's more hilarious is that this comes after he got the bond reduction and extension just a couple days ago

Expect this to be taken well by libs

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:soycry: but trump isn't really a billionaire

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This but unironically in a post-ironic material-nihilist way.

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just like the reddit stonk :marseysoypoint:

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How does a meteor go upwards?

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Instead of down it goes up, this isn't hard

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lmao told my friends to buy this at 38 and sell today. they all laughed at me. I've been spamming this gif at them all day:

https://media.giphy.com/media/cIxx7i1rj137W/giphy.webp

That being said this shit is a 3 dollar stock, if you didn't sell at 70 today you're r-slurred.

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I bought 6 shares since some cash just cleared from closing some covered calls on another position. Figure I'll let it ride for the week and see how it turns out. Set a stop loss for $50 since I hate watching any position do a slow death rattle in my accounts

It'll be fun to watch but yeah long term this thing fricking blows

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The walls are closing in! Fr fr r this time pinky swear

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He made like 5b instantly

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Meteors upwards? What an odd phrase


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I wrote it while taking a shit so I guess I have to own how odd it sounds in retrospect

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I just remembered "meteoric rise" which explains it.


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