Basically, it just changes Rust's package manager to to call you a "little girl" and sexually harass you. I could go through the entire documentation but it would all just be a preface to the NSFW Features section:
Moods
In addition to the SFW moods,
CARGO_MOMMYS_MOODS
also takes these NSFW values~
- thirsty: teasing mommy, pretty horny~ π
- yikes: dommy mommy step on me, explicit sex and bdsm~ π€
You can enable "true mommy chaos mode" by setting
CARGO_MOMMYS_MOODS="chill/ominous/thirsty/yikes"
, making mommy oscillate wildly between light positive affirmation, screaming about the end of days, and trying to break you in half~ π
It pisses me off how they continue the roleplay throughout the documentation. It doesn't even creep me out at this point, it's just fucking annoing
Variables
The "yikes" mood also has access to the following variables~
CARGO_MOMMYS_PARTS
- what part of mommy you should crave~ (default: "milk")CARGO_MOMMYS_FUCKING
- what to call mommy's pet~ (default: "slut/toy/pet/pervert/whore")Examples: Thirsty
Here's some examples of mommy being thirsty~ β€οΈ
*tugs your leash* that's a VERY good girl~ π
*smooches your forehead* good job~
are you just keysmashing now~? cute~ π
if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out~ π
This is also retarded. "are you just keysmashing now~? cute~ π" nigga stfu, nobody's gonna be jacking off to this. You better practice your roleplay better before you make some shit like this
Examples: Yikes
Here's some examples of mommy being yikes~ π€
good slut~ you've earned five minutes with the buzzy wand~ π
*slides her finger in your mouth* that's a good little toy~ β€οΈ
get on your knees and beg mommy for forgiveness you pervert~
mommy is starting to wonder if you should just give up and become her breeding stock~ π
Okay basically more of the same. But the best is saved for last: buttplug support. Now you can give your girl-prostate special treatment along with your princess wand while you're wearing your programming socks
Buttplug.io Support
https://buttplug.io/ is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, and more.
Mommy doesn't integrate it, but she is compatible with cargo-vibe which does~ π
cargo mommy vibe check
Should always Just Work~ π€
This project is all well and good but you're probably wondering what kind of person would create something like this. Actually, you're probably not at all and whatever image of them you have in your head is probably pretty accurate. Still, it's nice to go into detail. This was made by a certain Aria Beingessner, who has their own Homestuck wiki page because apparently they made most of the Flash games for the original comic. They also did a presentation at a Rust conference which allows us to take a look at their beautiful face:
The homepage of her site also includes a free verse poem, which I've incldued for your enjoyment:
I know nothing, but I listen.
The things I hear are useless, just hearsay and folklore.
My mind is a sieve, the stories fade to vague shadows and whispers.
But the shadows congregate and coalesce, and the nothings gain substance and form.
Shallows nothings become an endless abyss, gnawing at the edges of my mind, demanding my attention.
I try to move away, but the darkness spreads in all directions. I try to remain still but the darkness pounds against my skull.
My connection to reality fades while my connection to unreality intensifies. My flesh remains anchored but my perceptions drift into the feverdream from which I may never wake.
The walls in front of my eyes are only rumors. The sounds that kiss my ears are but echoes of echoes. I know I have moved but I am certain I have not. It is all a mirage that fades away the harder I try to focus on it.
The abyss draws strength from the contradiction of its enormity and formlessness. Should I try to reason with it, my mind will be lost in its endless labyrinthine cacophony. I must give it form by inscribing its true name for all to see and know.
My task is complete, but now I am hollow. Did the darkness take part of me with it, or was it filling that which never was?
The abyss from which I drew my inspiration, oh how I ache for the return of her warm embrace.
My mind races with her sweet everythings, my heart trembles as I glimpse her depths.
I know I cannot merely be with her, I must be taken over and consumed.
I am her vessel, her canvas, and her sacrificial altar.
I need to be lost in her depths.
I am the abyss.
Apparently her sensibility hasn't matured since she worked on Homestuck. LOL. Anyway, that's all for today. !friendsofmimwee please tune in for my next post where I livestream me killing myself by hanging with a rope in the trans pride colors. Love you, buh-bye
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How naive...
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!codecels
Can we take the fetish stuff out and just have it call me an r-slur with random graphic man r*pe and death threats? Also do Condescending congratulations when I realize I fricked up capitalization in a string somewhere;
That's how I do my best coding.
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I want one that will make me cry and feel like a failure over small things. That's motivating. Maybe it could even say "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed " if I make a mistake.
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thank you
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yeah wtf i got hard reading this and had a mild sissygasm extracting the zip file
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I still don't understand the correlation between a typesafe programming language and sexual fetishism. How did we get here
just lol at this point
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but that's over simplifying it.
It's curious there is such an overlap of genderspecials in tech spaces.
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so true bestie
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That was a tweet years age.
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They were all furries 15+ years ago, and in another 15 theyll be something else
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IDK, Furries were around but nothing like trans ppl.
Like you could go to the front page of of Hacker News and get a 20% clock rate some days. God forbid you take into account sites like Lobsters.
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There's probably some argument to be made about beta males and The Longhouse
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Deceased, God willing.
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It's just that Rust is part of the FOSS homosphere (mozilla,ruby,web shit,github) where there's a welcoming community of people still crying about Brendan Eich.
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If i were in charge of coders these days I'd use something like this and make sure the https://buttplug.io plugin gets you off only after a successful first try compile
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but of course
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There used to be a database mocking library for Python called Model Mommy that later got renamed to Bakery because of the obvious connotations. Meanwhile, Rust decides to go the opposite direction. Touche.
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99% chance he named himself after Aria in Mass Effect 2.
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What's she look like?
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Is alien but has enough female physiology to appeal to AGPs. Acts totally masculine and "badass" like imagine they would be if they were a girl. Has really cringe dialogue acting tough with nothing to back it up. Her catch phrase is "don't frick with Aria".
The worst part is it's ME2 so you're forced to cooperate with her even though it makes no sense. Just like Martin Sheen. The r-slurs writing it think you'll be in total awe of these characters.
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@grizzly is this what you meant when you said you were learning a new I stand with Israel funded programming language?
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Maybe he's learning Ada or something
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what's that I spend too much time having to say I stand with Israel to figure it out myself
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It's a language from boomer times designed to make sure you don't frick up when you're writing really critical code for stuff like jet fighters.
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Why is rust the gayest community out of all the programming communities? Serious question. There seems to be an outrageously over-represented SJW/trains population. And supposedly it's a really good systems language to learn.
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because they can't program in C/C++
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It's the only morally correct programming language, chud.
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From what I understand it's just some baggage from five years ago when rust wasn't considered as mature, a bunch of trains joined in and started soiling the bit up. The reason why it's a really good systems language is that it's basically just to systems programming what Golang is to C, except it looks just as ugly as C/C++ to read but it has some newer convenience features like type inference, an emphasis on most variables being immutable by default and a compiler that bitches at you if you don't free() your malloc()'d memory.
If I recall the main criticisms apart from the Train question is that there's no actual formal spec and that a lot of things you would actually like to do like serialization end up having to be in unsafe code blocks that the compiler can't check for memory safety anyway. That said, I've only ever written in C, so I'm mostly basing this off of the superficial parts I've seen of it - and it looks just as aids as C++ to me. So it might just be that the C++ community moved to Rust since all the Cnile boomers aren't gonna just switch from the language they've spent 50+ years of their lives on.
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I'm glad it's not just me. Rust looks interesting but Jesus Christ it's displeasing to the eye.
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C++ and Golang look similar to me ngl...
Honestly just steer clear of systems langs unless you need to do some neurodivergent optimization or something.
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"Oh I need some C optimization? Well look at this python library I found..."
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Why are they like this
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Realized about 80% through reading this that Rust is a programming language or something. I thought this was about the game
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Sees the maintainer
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I just can't get off to a memory safe language, sorry.
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Some transbian at Boston Dynamics is using this to program robocop right now
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Is there a rust package that gives me the ywnbaw copypasta?
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I wonder how hard it would be to add stupid shit like this to my personal C makefile (except keyed obviously )
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Man, the CIA has gotten rust in where it counts. Now that the most neurodivergent programmers are demanding it, they'll have a backdoor in every low level system on the planet.
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This is the internet now, eh?
RIP, my beloved.
You freaks will rue the day! RUE!!!
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More evidence that rust is designed by and for coombrained s. Respectable professionals should avoid.
YWNBAIS (You will never be an industry standard)
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It's time for total codecelcide
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Not possible unless Spez fricks up his bunker.
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Snapshots:
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NSFW Features:
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Moods:
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SFW moods:
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Variables:
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Examples: Thirsty:
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Buttplug.io Support:
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cargo-vibe:
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Homestuck wiki:
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her site:
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