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snallygaster snall/gast :marseybadnews:  1mo ago (reddit.com) 945 thread views #256855

Popular supplement peddler gets busted for dating/HPV pozzing multiple women at the same time while pushing longtime partner into IVF treatment; his fansubreddit grapples with the news

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>single

>rich

>famous

>stanford neuroscientist

>jacked

>life coach

wow i cant believe he would sleep with multiple women

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The way he juggled them is uniquely deranged though. He was basically dating multiple women full-time

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That is the most Patrick Bateman thing I think I've ever heard of someone doing.

>I wake up at 6am to ensure that my circadian rhythm is in sync

>I tenderly kiss hoe #1 as I step outside for my morning sunlight while skipping coffee as you need to wait 2 hours before drinking it for optimal dopamine production

>While I am in the ice bath, I text Hoe #w telling her we need to take our relationship to the next level

>I take a double dose of Athletic Greens and Alpha Brain, since I am going to be appearing the Joe Rogan Experience

>As I absorb vitamin D through anal suppository, I do crunches

>I can do 1000 now (due to 900mg/weekly trt which is a completely ordinary amount that my body would produce naturally but has nootropic benefits)

>I meet hoe #3 for lunch where I order 6 unseasoned chicken breasts and tell her to go on IVF so we can have genetically optimized children

>I leave Austin Texas to fly to San Diego to meet Lex Fridman to do his podcast

>He lives in Austin but I made him fly 3 hours to meet me because he's an neurodivergent peepee rider who can't say no

>Hoe #4 picks me up at the airport and I to let her give me a handy in her condo parking lot, as I need to balance dopamine spikes

>I tell her that I love her, and only her, and send her a calendly link to schedule our next romantic bonding session (I have time blocked out for mindfulness)

>I peruse nudes from hoe #5 (to balance serotonin levels) while listening to Lex tell me how I am the greatest man to ever live for 2 hours and inform him of the telomere lengthening effects of Super Male Vitality (available on https://infowars.com/store)

>I fly private on Elon Musks personal jet to Cleveland and spend the night at home #6s apartment after telling her to turn off all screens so blue light doesn't cause melatonin levels and cortisol to become imbalanced

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lmaoo you frickin nailed it. this dude is deranged

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Lmeow

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Not one single person is gonna read all that

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:#marseyclapping:

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dating multiple women full-time

sounds maddening

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In Sahara (1943) Humphrey Bogart asks the Sudanese soldier if he has four wives. And he's like "having one wife is bad enough amirite?" :marseygrilling2:

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!slots1000

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I bet your tune would change if you were in his female merry-go-round.

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>getting pozzed by a wellness guru

>dating a wellness guru

>stepping within 10 feet of a wellness guru

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But there's nothing to worry about for the Wellness Guru cures all ailments.

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Who has that kind of time

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A dude with a fake job

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He was just minimizing his dopamine reabsorption by leveraging the Coolidge effect, basic biohacking.

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Dont forget, BUTT UGLY

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Absolute ugly king

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