βYou shouldnβt take your family on an airplane unless you can afford to pay for every family member to have assigned seatsβ is kind of a privileged take, no?
— Aurora Borshealis (@aurorabrshealis) March 28, 2024
Clearly not an annoying Karen on planes:
https://twitter.com/aurorabrshealis/status/1773523958471741510
https://twitter.com/aurorabrshealis/status/1773526098489352580
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Just let your kids annoy the shit out of a stranger for 5 hours, it's fine. If the lady doesn't want to move, she can deal with being in the middle of a constant sibling fight.
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That's unironically what my father used to do, apparently I was the most shitheaded (not particularly bratty, just really active and talkative) toddler of all my siblings.
So every-time some person refused to give up their stray seat, he'd make me sit next to them. Sometimes, they'd end up asking for my father to switch before the plane even took off.
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Why do you choose to share this story with people willingly / unprompted
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they wanted her to move to the middle seat
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Do your reading comprehension reps.
They tried to get her to take A middle seat so they could SIT TOGETHER.
There is more than one middle seat on this plane. They're probably in the economy class sardine can section and there's at least 5 seats between the aisles.
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you're too dumb to be this confident, a common affliction.
she wasn't sitting between family members. the family members where spread out in seats all over the plane. One of them was a middle seat and didn't like that, so he used the "I need to sit with my family" bullshit to get her to switch with him.
also: larger airplanes have 3+4+3 seats per row, like XXX XXXX XXX. a family of five can sit together and the first person next to them is still in a middle seat.
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i hate middle seats so much
PSA: I'm drunk as frick, I plead immunity
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which ones are ur fav? i love window seats because I never need to piss on a plane anyways and the view is much better, plus you never need to get up for anyone
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Window seat all day. Especially the little XX XXX planes where there's a little ledge I can put my foot on. I have a bony butt and nerve pain in my hip, so I'm far more comfortable in more of a curled position
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The worst is when you are in Xxx, a pretty girl is in xxX, and the middle seat is still unoccupied. You're both just waiting. Waiting. Is someone taking that seat? Is it gonna be another gurl? A granny? Soundcloud enthusiast? Farmer? It's been like 10 minutes and people are barely trickling in.
Last time it was a cute who wore her hoodie backwards (hood covering face) the whole flight and grabbed my hand during turbulence
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aisle seats or bust
PSA: I'm drunk as frick, I plead immunity
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