Another Google codecel jumped off a building and killed himself (well, actually it was a CloudSec-cel)

Oh I hate that campus. They have a faux-sushi bar setup in the cafeteria so you get super excited to eat sushi but then you get stopped and see the menu is like "vegetarian sushi" and not actual sushi and they make you commit to a sign-up sheet and come in at your appointed time and can't just waltz in even though its in the middle of the cafeteria and the most eye-grabbing thing in that shitty cafeteria so you just settle on something gay like a salmon bagel where the salmon is unseasoned and then you just walk around like an butthole with rapidly warming salmon looking for a fricking table to sit at to eat your goyslop, and you can't find a spot because its so crowded so you have to go outside and look for an outside table except all the fricking Jeets aren't doing work and just hogging the tables so you just go back to your office to eat and just look down at all those fricking worker drones and wonder how much force it would take to break a window on the 10th floor so you can yeet yourself out the window and hopefully land on those frickers clogging up all the tables and not working because you had the misfortune to go Mathilda that day and just wish you were back in the hustle and bustle of Googleplex and their gay famous women of science building where they at least have mayo gentrified taco bowls or get a goyslop burger at Charlies and stare at the T-rex skeleton in the quad and get annoyed at all the fricking children and foreign tourists clogging up Googleplex.