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OtisTheAxe lamp/shade :marseysnappynraged:  3mo ago (image post) 1,063 thread views #258385

Kyle Rittenhouse is banned from joining the military because he's too dumb

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Gotta be fake, even literal r-slurs can pass the ASVAB.

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Requirements are different by branch, but USMC requirements are lowest of any branch.

The dead give away is that he called it the USMC entrance exam. Never heard of that in my life, nobody calls the ASVAB that.

The other giveaway is the permanently disqualified. You can take the ASVAB multiple times, and nobody is permnanetly disqualified for a low score.

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I took it for the Army when I was 18 with zero prep and it was stupidly easy. I ended up not signing but that was because the recruiter kind of pissed me off so I told him I wasn't interested.

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i got 99 and bragged about all throughout bmt

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GT score is what matters (150 btw).

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i don't know what that is. I did EDPT which is like an IQ test and scored high enough to qualify for every single job (even some i can't mention since they are <><><>) and got the master seargent unit called me aksdjfaksdf yadadadad can't reveal toom uch. That was a long time ago though, I miss the military.

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