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"Why didn't she just buy an island and enjoy her pile of money?" 
She's doing this for us dramatards 
you should listen to debussy
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Wake up babe, new JK Rowling shitposting just dropped 
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She is woke to the anime pfp boys
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https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1657103201198395404
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JK is unbelievably precious. I don't even have to raise my voice in public, because she does it for me, and she's unassailable.
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She's got the loicense to shitpost
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She's my spirit womanimal
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Patronus* cute twink
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To think she's a 58 years old mayo foid
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And previous to the whole trans stuff was being lionised for being pro-LGBT representation, Dumbledore was gay, Hermione could be black, etc. Then it all went to heck once she refused to accept that a guy with his guy parts was really a lady.
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I think it started after the alphabets attacked her for defend a bio(logist) foid who dared to speak: S*x is not Gender! Funny that this was a legit alphabet talking point for years.
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I'm still amazed I went to take a nap with people scolding you for conflating s*x and gender; and saying conflating the two was a right wing conspiracy/misunderstanding to make them look mad.
β¦Then waking up five minutes later to find the same people conflating s*x and gender.
Lmao afraid what I might find if I hit the snooze button again.
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It is amazing because in everything other than having to discuss trans issues she is peak "woke", and everything chuds hate.
It's a perfect example of leftism eating itself for ideological perfection. This could have been a footnote in her billions of other "woke" actions
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She used to be hated on by !chuds, but now she is progressing towards chud ideological perfection. We will welcome her at the gate and take her the rest of the way.
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Jk rowling
is a true hero and we need a harry 
potter 
platy 
to celebrate 
her. Marsey 
is Hermonie and Zombiewolf 
is Ron.
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Carp is ginny because frick you
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Middle aged women are unironically pretty based. I'm just surprised a bong is.
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I think having women's shelters be pressured or made to admit men is what broke her. Understandable, honestly, since she apparently experienced domestic abuse in the past.
I'm not sure much would make a cynic out of you faster than saying, βhey, maybe women need a secure location to hide from abusersβ be met with a reeing anime army of programmers in nylons.
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Not if you life near one.
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JKR truly is a
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In a good way.
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She did write about 200,000 pagesof published text, so I assumes shes pretty good at writing bantz.
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Steven King is INCREDIBLY cringe on twitter though
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He's like a redditor that doesn't need a thesaurus
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Does anyone like a King book that was published after Twitter came out?
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11/22/63? Not looking up when it or Twitter came out
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11/23/63 was very comfy - if flawed
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Even my mother loved the sniper one. Only King book she's read.
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Yeah but King's writing can be cringe. He comes off as very sexually frustrated, self inserts himself too much, most of his good stuff was written while on coke and even then the Stephen comes out past the King.
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yeah but stephen king books are overrated
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Darn, shes 58?! I would have thought maybe 40!
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Wow I wish she'd triangle leg lock my neck like that
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Holy shit. Is that really her? She's reaching new levels of basedness.
I didn't even like her books, but Christ I love that woman.
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She's on a level of basedness very few living people have achieved.
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Billions of dollars? Tons of connections?
K, I'm gonna shitpost
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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It's even better than Elon 'cause they can't go after her for being a yt, or having made money in some sort of quasi-sotchastic-abusive-whatever way. Woman wrote a book, done.
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After Elon's heart.
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Part of what makes her so based to me is that she's not really even a TERF. Feminist, sure, but she's happily married to a man and her books are full of Christian themes. She's literally just an ordinary liberal who supports women's rights. Exactly the kind of person the trains run right over.
But when every other "nice" female liberal stopped for the train, she said "nah I'm good"
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Footage of JK Rowling meeting libfems
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She doesn't get bogged down by the seriousposting of Notch or being the world's richest chromosome collector like Musk.
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Inb4 shes next in charge
of Scotland 
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Sweet lord, this one is even better:
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/826407039861653504
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Is she still single?
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My favourite is when she told someone to "cope and seethe"
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1603815823289614336
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missed the dilate tho
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She didn't need to say it, everyone thought it anyway.
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I cant comprehend how a woman
responsible for so much cute twinkry 
is so based.
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Oldie but god tier too
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I vote JK Rowling as dramanaut of the year
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Holy shit I knew terf queen was based but I didn't know she was this woke on the tranbomination menace
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She uses "trans identified male" a bit. There's a non-zero chance I've interacted with her on Ovarit.
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She's 100% on ovarit, maybe just lurking, I'd put money on it.
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I've never read a harry potter book, and the only movie i saw was the "Wizard people, dear reader" dub of the first one.
...but I just adore her sneed famerery.
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Pure fricking kino
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Idk what that means
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this is so good i cant believe i havent heard of it before
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The fan made sequel wasn't half bad either, not 10/10 Neely but the dude is still funny "Spiders and Snakes, Dear Reader"
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i wanna see her actually
locked 
up in prison 
for her hate speech
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I wanna see her locked up for stealing my heart.
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put her in a cel with all the transwomen to teach her some empathy. I'm sure after they talked it out she will change her tune and see the error in her ways
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Exit, followed by
centaurstrans women.Jump in the discussion.
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She's still a dongmisic b-word and deserves prison haggis till death
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this magnificent b-word. she's not just a queen, she's an empress π€£
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!nooticers even JK Rowling can't help but notice the anime pfp to
pipeline
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I didn't know it was possible for boomers to become internet literate, I'm honestly impressed
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Christina Hoff Sommers was pretty active like this back in GG times. Just checked since I hadn't seen anything from her in a while and she's retweeting JKR lol.
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She did. How do you think it got the name TERF island?
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JKR is an Apex Predator shitposter
This dude did a funny too
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Babby is stored in the balls?!?!?!?!?!??????
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I am glad we still have people who has Frick You Money going after r-slurs online.
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Tfw JK Rowling will never spend 9 months talking to your genitals
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Some of her finest shitposting yet
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If her books were written like this I might have actually read them.
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I've compared them to Roald Dahl for slightly older kids. There's a gleeful nastiness to certain parts. She was holding back, but the seeds were there
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roald dahl did write some stories for adults.
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Her books for adults are pretty dece
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My mom says The Casual Vacancy is pretty good, doubt I'll ever bother to read it tho
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I like the cormoran strike books
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It's mostly her having fun creating a bunch of characters, but there's a lot of darkness there.
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lmao it seems like she's having fun
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I fricking love her.
She is the most drama pilled person on twitter and it's not even close.
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It so rare to have an occasionfor this
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Our queen!
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More like JKW!
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