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Drama in r/modelling when delulu uggos and normies flood the sub with their selfies

https://old.reddit.com/r/Modelling/

People on /r/modelling normally talk about contracts and work and stuff like that but I guess it's being pushed by the algorithm and now uggos and normies are flooding it with their pics asking it they have modeling potential.

I only follow it bc I was hoping for diet tips tbh. I'm too lazy to link but not to screenshot and write sassy opinions. Remember these people have invited criticism of their looks and modeling potential so I'm not being that mean :marseyindignantwoman:. I would reject all of these people for !verifiedhot.

Here are some delulu posters. Some are mid, some are actually below average imo???

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712602925824877.webp

Girl you are 5'3”. Maybe with leg surgery and a nose job?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025362499073.webp

Sir you are an average good looking person. Please return to the frat party.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025370131023.webp

This is like if the Mr Robot guy (bug eyes) and I (giant chin) had a baby.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025375099862.webp

This dude is obviously on drugs and I need to know which ones.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025380976608.webp

I think she's actually pretty interesting looking (in a good way) and not at all ugly but def within the normie range.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712602538664758.webp

!biofoids this is how most men see themselves, it's hilarious

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025393442001.webp

Cute normal looking guy. Would buy a grill from him at Home Depot but that's about it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025398602033.webp

If I got on an elevator with this dude I would press the wrong floor so he wouldn't know where I live.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025362499073.webp

Lol neighbor this dude isnt good looking, did the MASSIVE forhead somehow escape your sight?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025380976608.webp

Nosering so instant -999999/10 but even without not good looking.

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Why does it look like I went to high school with some of these zoomers :marseyyikes:

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Unusual looking models with striking features that could be called ugly if looked at uncharitably is a good thing, but some of those people are out and out plain.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126025362499073.webp

Sir you are an average good looking person. Please return to the frat party

This guy is not even good looking? He looks like a Musk bastard child.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712602538664758.webp

Honestly disgusting. He needs to shave that shit.

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Wanting to be a model is so weird. People just use it as like an "attractiveness certification" but like if you're already hot you don't need it so what's the point

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drugs guy looks kina like adrian brody

i think he actually was a model, which is weird bc he has one of the biggest/weirdest noses ive ever seen

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I'm positive every single one of those people could get sexually exploited on film with no real chance of career advancement by an obvious douche bag for $50. So basically yes they could be models.

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I was confused at first cuz I didn't understand why anyone would be posting selfies in a modeling sub cuz I was thinking of the :marseydramautist: type of models

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Thanks to that stupid Christina Aguilera song and what it did to our culture, everyone under the sun can now call themselves a model. Somehow my dumb fatass cousin managed to get herself a modeling gig and its absolutely appalling and disgusting.

Tbh, most of these people posted are still much better looking than a lot of these so-called models Ive known of. Heck, somehow this fat subhuman of all people gets to be called a model nowdays: https://instagram.com/sekou_honablezh.

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imagine the sounds she makes when you rip it off the sensitive bits :horny:

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Sir you are an average good looking person.

With that acne and hairline?

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In America, if you're not overweight, you're already in the top 30%.

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>she's actually pretty interesting looking

An average brown Arab foid :marseyconfused:

And that guy in turquoise shirt is bait :marseybaited:

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If I got on an elevator with this dude I would press the wrong floor so he wouldn't know where I live.

Absolutely real tbh.

Also link to the fricking posts so I can see the modeling subreddit malding

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I modeled as a kid but they declared bankruptcy and didn't pay my parents so they stopped having me model. Thank you scam modeling agency for that because I'd probably end up getting molested otherwise

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I've read your post title five times in the last two hours, and finally realized just now what delulu means.

I can feel the foidism overwhelming me, creeping up my spine, speed through my veins, infecting my brain and heart.

It feels... faboo :marseyheart:


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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What do you guys think? Can I be a model??

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126110113350925.webp

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Having the right measurements is more important than being attractive, some casting's everyone is hot and others are like a freakshow

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I'm on TV from time to time :marseyshy3:

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mugshots on the 11:00 news doesnt count sorry

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Hoeflation is :#real:

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That last one is definitely a pooner right??

:poonerdood:

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The middle eastern girl is cute and has a unique enough look that she might gets some work but not enough for anything serious.

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that angle is minimizing a big nose

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Well modeling is all angles and lighting so its not so much a problem

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Aero chads rise up

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:#marseyfrozenrage:

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Reported by:

:marseyrain: that one went a little too far

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Its accurate

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712604854079069.webp

Nor- :marseywouldnt:

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Looks to me a new /r/roastme sub is born.

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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I only follow it bc I was hoping for diet tips tbh.

/r/1500isplenty/

If you want to really crash fast, look into 2-4-6-8 ana diet.

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I go to my low weight eating cottage cheese, soft boiled eggs and smoked salmon. Just fat and protein and you stay so full.

Edit: also bronkaid, vaping, coffee and monster zero

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most models nowadays look ridiculous anyway so :marseyshrug:

the first guy has pretty good facial features, but awful hairline and what appears to be a big pimple on his cheek.

btw your "cute normal looking guy" looks like Biff lol

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WHy do they look like that?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126035387764907.webp What the frick is happening here?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151063782028813.webp

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Guy gave himself a fivehead to try and hide the fact he is balding on the sides.


https://i.postimg.cc/dVgyQgj2/image.png https://i.postimg.cc/d3Whbf0T/image.png

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Looking like a IIIA, in my professional opinion it's over

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126049984844239.webp

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Umm :marseynerd: actually the 5head pic https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712602538664758.webp is actually a troll pic and comes from something else

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:marseyfoidretard:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712603166560523.webp

:marseyfivehead#:

good god, this guy gave himself a 7head instead of just shaving his entire head :marseyxd:


May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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that one's a joke i think it's some streamer or something

i only know this bc of tiktok

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Did he legit shave off an aggressive widows peak

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Yeah but he did it for the lolz and not as a coping mechanism :marseyseethe:

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:marse#ykneel:

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Is that coal dust on his forehead? Was he staring at a lump of coal and fell asleep?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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That's stubble. In the black community that's called a getting lined up where they shape your hair like that. His was done poorly and he's white and balding.

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and balding.

Just a bit receding, but i wouldnt call it balding yet.

T. definitely not coping because my hairline is his in 5 years :marseycope: :marseymalding:

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it was a widows peak r-slur

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Oh yeah! I see it now. What an r-slured idea.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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In the black community that's called a getting lined up

:#marseychudnotes:

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tulpa doesnt interact with a lot of black people

:mars#eynotes:

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That "a" isn't supposed to be there

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i like it there, leave it.

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Good find and commentary.

The last one looks like he has potential depending on height. Your creepometer may be accurate but your modelmeter is not.

Edit: gdi someone said he was an ftm so then zhe's probably a shortcel :marseyrain:

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Mean girl :marseyheart:

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I got lots of diet tips. :marseyblowkiss: Just ask.

Also these people are uggggly :marseyyikes:

Good post

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I got one diet tip:

Eat less.

It works every time.

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Literally the only diet tip anyone needs.

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Or eat more and puke more :marseybow:

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:marseywise:

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