https://old.reddit.com/r/Modelling/
People on /r/modelling normally talk about contracts and work and stuff like that but I guess it's being pushed by the algorithm and now uggos and normies are flooding it with their pics asking it they have modeling potential.
I only follow it bc I was hoping for diet tips tbh. I'm too lazy to link but not to screenshot and write sassy opinions. Remember these people have invited criticism of their looks and modeling potential so I'm not being that mean 
. I would reject all of these people for !verifiedhot.
Here are some delulu posters. Some are mid, some are actually below average imo???
Girl you are 5'3”. Maybe with leg surgery and a nose job?
Sir you are an average good looking person. Please return to the frat party.
This is like if the Mr Robot guy (bug eyes) and I (giant chin) had a baby.
This dude is obviously on drugs and I need to know which ones.
I think she's actually pretty interesting looking (in a good way) and not at all ugly but def within the normie range.
!biofoids this is how most men see themselves, it's hilarious
Cute normal looking guy. Would buy a grill from him at Home Depot but that's about it.
If I got on an elevator with this dude I would press the wrong floor so he wouldn't know where I live.
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I actually was once a model for a picture and the picture was drawn with crayons.
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I was once a model too but for pears(wholesale).
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I feel the urge to impregnate him.
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With their low center of gravity, our children would be untoppleable.
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What did he mean by this?
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Imagine not selling pears by the gigaton. Couldn't be me.
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Attack
On Titan 
more like Attack 
On Thisdude lol 
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I once got asked at a gym if I wanted to do modeling and the guy tried to give me his number. I declined and heard from someone later he was trying to solicit hairy men for gay for pay
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Years ago, I used to work at a liquor store and one night this couple (a guy and a girl) came into the shop and told me I could be in their niche homemade porn site with them (this was way before OF). They gave me their website and
MSNYahoo screen name on a post-it, but I never contacted them.Edit: Holy shit, I misremembered it was Yahoo Messenger and their angelfire site is still up! !lore !metashit
Edit2: They did not introduce themselves to me as brother/sister. Were they patient zero for the fake incest craze???
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How is fisting cheaper than a blowjob?
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His peepee or c*m must be incredibly disgusting
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Who can consistently pee with only an hour of advance
notice 
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tell us you are chronically dehydrated, but make it a snarky comment about porn
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My body is working
at peak efficiency 
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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They key is give back handed compliments then pretend to be jealous.
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Imagine having a sleep paralysis episode with this thing staring at you from a corner of the room
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Even worse if xhe was a chud sleep paralysis demon.
!druggies
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Imagine hooking up shitfaced at a bar with her, and waking up the next morning, head pounding like a drum, to see that staring at you, wishing you a good morning
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I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world to trick you into fricking that demon, but the shock of waking up next to those ping pong eyes would probably cure your hangover instantly
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Idk back when i was young and single i plowed some absolutely shameful tail.
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Horny posting in my rdrama??
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frick off b-word, death to you and I
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Yeah death to you alright
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LMAO
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when she keep suckin but u a gangsta
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Me when I see an unsucked peepee
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poor chick probably has thyroid eye disease
!slots111
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!anime irl anime girl
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more like smallest eyed arab foid
!ummah
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Big eyes small face... but bad.
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good god, this guy gave himself a 7head instead of just shaving his entire head
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Is that coal dust on his forehead? Was he staring at a lump of coal and fell asleep?
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That's stubble. In the black community that's called a getting lined up where they shape your hair like that. His was done poorly and he's white and balding.
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That "a" isn't supposed to be there
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i like it there, leave it.
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Just a bit receding, but i wouldnt call it balding yet.
T. definitely not coping because my hairline is his in 5 years
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Oh yeah! I see it now. What an r-slured idea.
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it was a widows peak r-slur
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Did he legit shave off an aggressive widows peak
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Yeah but he did it for the lolz and not as a coping mechanism
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that one's a joke i think it's some streamer or something
i only know this bc of tiktok
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I refuse to believe that some of those aren't just trolls.
Nobody who looks like this actually thinks they have a shot modeling, do they?
Anyways there's this weird push (in the US only, and also basically just for women) for models that aren't actually attractive so maybe these people think they can get in on the action.
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From what I recall you actually could be some sort of model imo, you have very unique eyes and have the height and physique.
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One of my friends used to date a model and we (the model and I) would sometimes talk about her work. It really does not sound like a fun job lol. I guess you get carted around by your agency to a number of castings until someone decides to use you for whatever advertisement they're making, you have almost no control over what work you'll actually do (I mean you can always say "no" but if you refuse then your agency can just drop you obv). And she was also like 10/10 gorgeous, I mean kinda crazy but very attractive, I'm sure she got better than average prospects.
One other thing I learned was that in addition to the incredible drama at model flats (where they'd keep the models during an overseas shoot/contract), they also apparently need to be reminded often to perform basic hygiene like shower daily. I guess some models actually show up to shoots smelling fricking awful, I suppose not technically terrible if they're getting photo/video taken (no smell recording) but still
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Dude you have told me about her like 5 times. Just ask her out already.
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But this time was directly relevant
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Kiss the stinky
pretty 
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wtf model x incel unity???
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I shower twice a day more often than not showering.
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I don't think most people really know how attractive they are. It's always warped by paranoia, neuroticism, and maybe wishful thinking like this guy.
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I think it's definitely possible, it's just simply loads of people not being able to parse the message correctly. Yes, all bodies are valid, but really you should know that not all bodies actually are. It's like this.
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BUT MUH JAW LI.E!!!!
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dude looks like that one character from Jimmy Neutron.
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Chad Pete Davidson
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Idk I think he's cute
!tops what about u?
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!anime neighbor looks like a Kaiji character
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Tbqhbb I didn't see the resemblance. The anime guy has a much bigger nose
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Not hideous, but not model-worthy. Can't really imagine someone making a living off of that face.
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I'm pretty cute yeah
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His grandma told him he was handsome okay
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None of these people are fat, zero chance for them.
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i literally look like this irl do i have modeling potential
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Those guys who 'take care of themselves' to the point of looking girly creep me out a bit
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Looking like a IIIA, in my professional opinion it's over
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Guy gave himself a fivehead to try and hide the fact he is balding on the sides.
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