https://twitter.com/Apollyneo/status/1777977772939280481
losing my mind at these people painting their dead grass green pic.twitter.com/txoGxdggu7
— Andi (@Apollyneo) April 10, 2024
Comments are full of self congratulatory Redditors patting eachother on the back about being woke to the grass menace, unironic John Green links.
it's just grass seeds and dyed fertilizer, terminal rentoid brain 
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I'm not going to graffiti my lawn, but reddit and other contemptible lazy neets sneed hard about anybody not letting their yard become a tick, rat, and fungal infested mud hole under the guise of being virtuous.
Bbbut βmonocultureβ
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/r/NoLawns
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i have never understood why a rich society like the usa settled on such small plots of lands,
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Too much work to mow 10 acres + grocery
stores
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yea but like plant trees or some thing bush not everything has to be grass
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Many suburbs and subdivisions were built on old farm land and trees take a long time to grow. Grass lawns are an easy solution that looks decent and uniform while other landscaping grows in.
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I slapped some raised beds on mine and spend the summer months nurturing delicious nightshades that I can pluck and eat when I'm pretending to WFH
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Soon, soon...
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I had a great raised bed I built at my last house and it's probably the thing I miss the most. I still grow a few tomatoes and maybe one or two other things a year where I live now, but I only have a small section that gets enough sun in my back yard and can't do anything like I used to.
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!homeowners Wots this then?
Seems like a nice solution to those stubborn dog pee dead patches I can never fix up 100%. Dig out the dead patches at the end of winter, aerate the soil, seed and/or fertilize, and by June some wispy patches of grass will start popping up in those spots, probably since those patches are always too acidic to grow lush grass again. Dogs love routine and tend to pee in the same spots over and over. 
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TBF, the brown patches in my neighbor's yard are from me peeing in the same spots.
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It's good to have a routine.
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That's the onus they bear of having their yards so close to the road, instead of being hidden behind a numerous forest of trees and shrubs
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NOOOOO YOU CANT WATER
YOUR GRASS 
TO MAKE IT GREEN 
NOOOO
NOOO YOU CANT DO THIS EITHER NOOOO!!!!
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I wish replacing grass lawns with clover was more accepted
It's much more friendly for pollinators and bees. 
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I bet you love AI slop and lab printed meat you fricking bugman
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t. seething nonhomeowner
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Shut up you French
Canadian 
cute twink 
they've been doing this in Texas 
for decades
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Yeah you know what else they've been doing? Morbid obesity
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Maid yourself
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its real grass hobo
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I've done this before. Took out a tree, laid sod but we had a cold snap before it could root.
Of course, Google Street View took a picture of my dead grass
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Snapshots:
https://twitter.com/Apollyneo/status/1777977772939280481:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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