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"Do most of us just stay home like 90% of the time?" : Another depressing :marseydoomer: peek into the lives :marseyblm: of /r/Adulting users

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37F and sober six years, so yes, I'm mostly always home since most adult functions involve alcohol.

Why is it so many adult functions involve alcohol?

Are we that socially reserved we have to drink mind altering substances to have fun?

Cuz most people can handle their booze and don't end up a wino.

!boozers laugh at these losers.

Jesus Christ, that entire thread is depressing. Bunch of losers wanking off each other over how lonely they are.

Edit: !nooticers I didn't realize that sub skewed foid lol. Also :poonerwiggler:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17130003553830903.webp

https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/adulting

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Wtf math

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Pretty sure the thing that makes them an adult function is the adult beverages.

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at least alcoholics have a social :marseyblm: life

id hang out with an alcoholic :marseydrunk: over any of these redditors :marseysoypoint2: 10 times out of 10

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imagine leaving the house without being on at least two subtances. how do u call urself a real american

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What if I just don't want to drink

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>Ctrl+f church

>No results

Childless, Godless, 20 year olds find no meaning in life. Shocked.

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It's hilarious that “third space” soys are like “VGH the good old 1980s when everyone hung out… why does Starbucks only allow customers to sit in there?”

Yeah kids hung out more and had more freedom to ride bikes or whatever but for adults 90% of that difference comes from church and group activities like going to the bar or playing sports. These spergs' groomercord servers are like 1/10000 of getting a beer with the guys on a Sunday night and watching a cowboys game :marseyboomer:

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They want to replace church with weekly community DnD games

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Church has a social function so important that i unironically believe that atheists should go to church. Not to change their beliefs but to provide them with a social structure.

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Atheists that go to church are called Unitarians.

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That's when you take the doctrine of tolerance and acceptance and then make it your entire religion! :marseyxd: at Unitarians

Part of being Christian is accepting that at least some portion of every denomination is r-slurred, with some denominations being more or less r-slurred than others.

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Church and metal bars. If you're not sure how to make friends in a new city you should start there.

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Metal bars are usually full of ugly people, and they're often needlessly hostile.

A good church would fix at least 50% of incels. Atheists go expecting a fight and then the :marseypastor: is like “no, that's okay, you don't have to believe what I do. You are welcome here.”. Then atheists, nonchuds, and chuds are rekt by actual Christian tolerance and acceptance :marseyxd:

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lmaoooo

Dying of cringe right here

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Try it. The people there are often very nice.

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Are they also incapable of forming social bonds without being forced to or is that just you?

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Christcucks out! OUT!

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>Be me, son of Iranian refugees with no family or friends in the area he moved too.

>Start going to Mass and RCIA.

>At Mass, go to the coffee and donuts event they do every week after mass.

>Priest introduces me to several people my own age, hit it off with them.

>Go out drinking with them and their friends, their friends like me and now I have a super active friends group and plans every weekend.

>Almost everyone is successful, many of whom are small business owners. I now can get work done on my house for cheaper than anywhere

You Gaytheists can keep you're extra hour of free time on Sunday :marseycool2:

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Imagine bragging that you need an adult holding your hand to meet people lmao

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>Dramatard pretending he has an organic massive social network not made by his wife

:marseysurejan:

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There are those things called "school" "work" and "hobbies" where you meet people

You should try it, maybe in a few months you'll stop being a larping neet

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>school

Zoomers out!

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Most normal people form long term, sometimes lifelong friendships in school

I know it probably seems very far-fetched for a dysfunctional loser but it's the truth

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I mean imagine thinking :marseyunresponsive: that being a church :marseystainedglass: groupie is actually :marseyakshually: normal.

:marseysipping:

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:#marseyvulpix2:

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I mostly go to work and go home or to gym. Once a week I buy groceries. It's cozy :marseycoffeemug:

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