Ladies and gentlemen...we have an event. Terrorism in Waukesha, Wisconsin? Left, right, or Muslim? A "protest"? An accident? Who knows.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1462560193129201673

https://heavy.com/news/waukesha-parade-shooting-car/

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Random town in Wisconsin.

Christmas Parade.

A bunch Redditors claiming it happened right in front of them.

Something doesn't add up. Redditors wouldn't lie for attention right?

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Off topic but neighbor stealing is a very important talent if you can’t do you will never succeed in life. As engineercel I learned how important is to steal and copy other work, every great person is master of stealing ask Musk, Bill gates, Bezos and etc

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Weirdly, it feels good to see so many people trying to help the injured and surrounding them to at least give them comfort.

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I have a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach that the motive is going to be related to the Rittenhouse verdict.

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mayor did it. his statement was as robotic and wooden as a guilty person's.

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My bet is that it is terrorism of sorts, but not Muslim or right-wing or left-wing terrorism. No, the person who is responsible for this deed is undoubtedly furious about people trying to do Christmas stuff in November. There's no other likely motive here and I would like to point out how odd it is to have such a parade so early in the first place. Not saying they asked for it or anything but it's kind of like a woman wearing a short skirt and walking down dark alleyways at night while visibly drunk.


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how odd it is to have such a parade so early in the first place.

Meh. Wait much later in Wisconsin and you get hypothermia trying to watch a parade.

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It must be weird to be one of those people searching for mass murders in order to make tweets about it when one happens that fits ur narrative

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It's literally just breaking national news. And no one knows yet WHOSE narrative it may fit.

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I love it when people do that and end up being wrong about the perpetrator lmao

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One fricking mooslim did a heckin' truck of peace in Toronto and now there's a copycat every other week.


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"About "20 to 30 minutes into the parade a red SUV came running down the middle of the street -- there were a lot of screams -- and we almost thought maybe it was Santa but it was a red SUV and it hit a lot of people," Staral said."

"Almost immediately after the SUV went through the crowd, Kowalski and his mom went out into the crowd to try to help people who were hurt. "You could see the fragments of brains,” he said. "There were quite a few people with broken limbs, like a lot of broken legs, a lot of people shouting with broken legs. It was horrifying.”

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Yeah, they are saying now that there's more than one person dead.

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you put faces to it and now it's sad

:marseysad: :marseysad: :marseysad:

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They were otherwise known as the boomers in blue bloomers.

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I'm sure you'll learn a lot from this moment.

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No doubt emboldened by seeing Kyle Rittenhouse going free :marseydead:

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This is god’s divine punishment celebrating Christmas BEFORE the anniversary of the birth of Christ. Dec. 25th marks the START of the 12 holy days celebrating Christ’s birth, and the lighting of lights on Christmas Eve symbolizes the Light of Christ coming to Earth.

Repent sinners, and rejoice, for only through Christ can one be saved!

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Driver reportedly rammed into group of senior citizens known as β€˜Dancing Grannies’ before plowing into spectators

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Are the dancing grannies chinese?

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Not if the suspects are black because black people never do anti asian hate crimes.

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It's Wisconsin, the smart money is on alcohol.

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I'm betting old person

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Suspect isn't that old

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makes sense considering the packers lost to the vikings today

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That was an ugly L. Had to hit the "Get them Help" button on my own profile


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Or maybe the SUV just skidded out of control in a big puddle of cheese?

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Foam cheese hat got wedged behind the brake pedal.

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https://twitter.com/TaylorLumpkinTV/status/1462575035042910212

Frick me, he aimed the car in order to hit the most people. DUI can be def ruled out

Edit: photo of suspect

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Is that the radical white cleric Samir Al-Haayidi?

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Samuel Al-Hyide can't keep getting away with it

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So many twitter r-slurs asking for the video to be taken down because it might be politically inconvenient for team good guysβ„’

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It was deleted lol, what was it?

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The red SUV of mayocide driving through a marching band seen from above.

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Why am I not surprised?

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Welp, he's gonna get away with it.

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Darn shame we can't get a jury to convict a mayo for nothing in this country. How else are we gonna eliminate them?

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Suspects now described as either Black OR Arab

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uh oh


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How the frick would you arrive at those two possibilities without knowing which one? BIPOCs and sandBIPOCs look completely different.

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Somalichads can look black-ish sometimes

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Somalians are absolutely not Arabs

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Never said they were chief

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That's because Somalis are black :marseysipping:

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Are Somali's considered middle eastern? I thought they were just straight African.

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Idk the ones i met arent as dark as like a black person, so i could see how a grainy footage of one might be ambiguous between black and arab

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They dress more Arabic

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In that area of the country, I'd guess Somalis. That said I really hope they're not Muslims, zero deaths is an embarrassing display.

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Somalis are over in Minnesota, mostly St. Cloud. Main demographics for most of Wisconsin is white, Latinx, and Hmong

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Zero deaths, so far, but it just happened.

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You can vote on more than one

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American SUV rules out leftoids and asians, arabs could be but not high probabilty. Car wise could be a woman but the driving was not chaotic enough - foids would panic too much in a situation like that.

So probably white or black, drugs have potential but not alcohol or weed.

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Leftoids will drive whatever car their boomer parents provide them.

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Where's Incel?

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Multiple injuries, and no death indicates it may have been a rightoid foid. I'll throw in Xoomer for fun.

Now watch me wrong on all counts.

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Where's the Deep State Alien option?

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No option for incel?

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that's a given

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All mayos are incels in their hearts.

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facts. according to bill maher rittenhouse is an incel.

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This is why Asians are officially mayos now :marseylove:

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Twitter says a black moid was detained but that could be fake.

Mayocide on?

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I'm betting on drunk moid lefty millennial making a wrong turn.


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I'm going with the Muslim-Alcohol-Millennial combo. BTW, this is lazy. You should have made a bingo card.

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Average SUV driver

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I'm hedging my bet and saying everyone did it accidently on-purpose because they were drunk

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Weekend in Wisconsin, the safe money is on "Super drunk driver"

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Around ten or so years ago I was working on an ad campaign for a group of restaurants and hotels in Healdsburg, CA, which is a little Sonoma County wine town about an hour north of San Francisco.

One morning I’m walking though the hotel lobby and I see my uncle, whose from Detroit, and was the head of advertising for Ford at the time. When I went over to say hi it seemed like him and his coworkers weren’t having a great morning.

It turns out they were doing a series of ads where they gave a bunch of people new Ford Focuses for a week and documented their experiences. The first problem they ran into was that out of all the people who had signed up, around 90% of them had DUIs, which disqualified due to the company’s insurance.

The second problem was that out of the 10 people who managed to qualify, two of them managed to wreck the cars during the week, and three of them got DUIs while driving them.

It was a bit of a wake-up call for me, since I’d been spending months photographing from the side of the road and had many more months to go sharing the road with these people.

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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Mighty progressive of you to see a crashed car and not assume the driver was Asian.

This is how black people must have felt after OJ got away with it.

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Asian foid*

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It's statistically likely that this is a teenage black kid who has called someone a cute twink recently, so I voted Rightoid+Zoomer+PoC.

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I think it's confirmed POC

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This is the suspect. He's born in 1982 so he's xoomer-millenial

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Those eyes :derpthinking:

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Aliens

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POC minus Asian excludes East Asian, includes Bong Asian

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72 grannies in heaven

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Low iq if you vote for foid

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Its widely known that women cant drive though

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I vote for foid (male)

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my vote is on an asian foid driving to the grocery store

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Ok you legit have a point :marseyshook:

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And low iq

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I'm voting Muslim moid intentional because for maximum dramacoin it needs to be someone who flew over unvetted from Afghanistan or who crossed the southern border and Islamic terror is back on the menu.

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cross state lines

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Suspects now described as either Black OR Arab

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Wait a second--many injured but none killed.

Sailer's Law of Mass Shootings means...it's a black shooter, retaliating for Rittenhouse? Race War is on!

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Eyewitness report (not always reliable). Somebody tweeted this video, then deleted it.

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Christ. The sensy jannies remove the tamest of comments there.

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Woolie

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You can see how r*pe demons pull down his right eyelid!

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Nevada s*x offender registry

Just how many state lines did that sick motherlover cross?

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LMAO. You can hear the panic in the newscaster's voice as he tries to tell the guy he's on air.

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That seems illegal or something. I know Commiefornia has laws that make taping illegal without consent

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If only the /pol/tards had a meme for this one. Perhaps something about closing it up?

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