https://twitter.com/kimwexlcrs/status/1779602229688705435
shit like this makes me feel so insane like why are we banning parents (women in particular) from public spaces!!! your dog doesn't want to go to a pub or restaurant!!! https://t.co/Xz1Dnns5YU
— bethany (@kimwexlcrs) April 14, 2024
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I'm not one to hate children, and I'm sure most people that are for those bans aren't either (the guy in the picture does look like /r/childfree poster though). But it should be obvious to anyone why those bans exist.
Far too many shitty parents these days. If we want things to change we need to bring beating to the table, and not of the children, but of the parents who can't be bothered to put effort to rise their own children.
Also, I do wonder how well behaved Bethany's children are. I might not know her, but I'm willing to make a guess...
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Beat the parents in front of their children. Punishment for the parents, warning for the children.
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I'd vote for you
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This but unironically
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This was a thing, sort of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_boy
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If this was a tweet I'd repost it
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Oh but a frickin big stinky dog in a restaraunt? I love dogs and dont even give a frick about dem kids but kids are humans. There might be a lawsuit here
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This is my service
child.
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Are you a priest?
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This is my service, child.
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No as in they get designated service femboys through the church everyone knows that
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Lmaoooo why? Ageism is literally only illegal if the "victim" is 40+ years old.
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I hate children but I might hate them slightly less if it was socially acceptable to slap them till they shut the frick up
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Unfortunately, they're like wind chimes. The more you hit'em, the more noise they make. Take my advice and submerge both in water to MAKE THE SOUNDS STOP.
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This but unironically
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Not that the babies don't try, mind you.
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I noticed that they like to pounce when you turn your back on them.
Around babies never relax
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Pitmommys count as Children
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Factcheck: Yes.
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Maybr theyre trying to protect babies from the breed of peace?
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That's why god gave us pit bulls. Keeps the little bastards in line.
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I mean most pubs are gonna be child free anyway.
I'd pay extra for child free flights and stuff like that tho
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Have you tried just telling the airline that by court order you're not allowed to be within 25 feet of anyone under 13?
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How does that actually work? Does the airline just refund your ticket and ban you?
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Yeah I'm pretty sure it's how you get into the private jet community.
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Yea why you think the Epstein plane was so popular?
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Haha you ruined any subtlety to the joke amazing haha.
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He's a dane. They're usually very slow because their minds never fully develop
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!blackjack it's goombling time (except for me, I have negative dramacoin)
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Nordic people amirite?
!slots100
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my comment was meant fxor the comment above
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It wasn't because that jet promised to keep passengers over 25 feet from children; that's for sure.
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the refund part there is optimistic
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There's a difference between a bar and a pub. Only weirdos bring a kid into a bar. But bringing a kid to a pub for lunch is totally normal.
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A bar is a part of a pub how I'd define those 2
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You go to a pub to get bangers and mash. You go a bar to get banged.
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Yeah but now there is a place if you want to go to a pub for lunch and not see kids.
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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There used to be plenty of pubs with no children allowed, they wouldn't even bother getting a license that allowed kids. Historically there were always pubs where men could go to get shitfaced with other men away from women and children.
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Breweries in my state are completely infested with children. So much so that these places keep kid board game around.
Bring your kids to public places sure but breweries are solely for getting tanked in peace.
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"mauled"
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He "mauled" the shit out of her peanut butter covered vagina
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yes comrade, that is the joke
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Kek
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It's probably to keep kids safe from Pitbull maulings.
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im unironically on the side of the foids here. frick the dognutters encroaching on every fricking place.
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A society that values animals over children is a sick society.
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Yeah we should hate both
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No dogs
No children
No Irish
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I'd pay extra to keep both those fricking things out of my space, your annoying screaming kid and your ugly butt mutt.
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I bet the rest of the town is RAMMED with places that cater to women and their snot-faced offspring.
There must be 30 coffee shops (caffeine milkshake and cake shops if we're being honest) in my town.
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What's she talking about? Dog friendly is an open invitation to foids
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The ability of women to make everything about themselves keeps amazing me
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People that bring their dog out to pubs/stores get the wall.
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Frick off, I hate fat losers that insist on bringing their gross as frick dogs everywhere. At least children bring adults into the world eventually, a dog is just a waste of space and emotional labour that dies in 12 years and shits on the ground
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While I trust my dog, I really don't want to eat around other peoples' dogs. They're after all hairy animals.
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I 100% dogs more than children.
Edit: I'm not even gonna correct this. It's up to you to figure out what I meant.
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How about this:
We allow childfree pubs, cafés, flights etc but only people that can prove that they have at least two children are allowed to use these services.
The childfree nutters get butt blasted and parents can get a break from kids once in a while.
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I like this.
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Cafes are incredibly lame in any permutation.
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I'm not taking any sides here but if I walked by that sign I would assume thats the straggiest joint ever.
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Vocally child free people are the worst though
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The average child makes more noise than the average dog, so in that sense this is understandable.
On the other hand, the average dog is more likely to badly bite someone or trigger allergies than the average child is, so this also is kinda stupid.
Give me bars and restaurants that are both child-free and dog-free.
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