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RPGCodex DOT net is the only sovlful gaming website left on the internet where the clock essentially stopped at 2008 and people talk about the same games with the same arguments using the same slurs over and over again. They're mostly known as the most neurodivergent conglomeration of vidya connoisseurs that ocassionaly stop talking about decade old vidya to play decade old vidya and despite everyone hating everything new, their lists usually feature a lot of new games. In fact, here's their official (tm) list of the 101 best rpgs ever made:
You should know every single game here, its publisher, development team, their networth and the reason why the game flopped in 2002 and why exactly normalstrags don't get it. Otherwise you have grand wizards like this king telling you to stfu and go back to 4chan or something:
I'm serious. Many regulars made their accounts on that site before half of rdrama was even born
They have reused their system where you can rate each game from 1 to 5 and evaluate the ratings by combining negative and positive reviews into results judging by the voter's other picks, the amount of people who have played the game in general and if your vote should mean anything (hint: there's always a reason it doesn't count). Did I make that shit up? Who knows really. Anyway, here are the results:
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Essentially BG3 didn't win because of the large amount of 1/5 votes.
Yeah, Starfield was the worst game in 2023. Right after Diablo 4.
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I'll cherry-pick some examples, although you can basically jump to any page and there's either shitposters seething or seethers shitposting:
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/rpg-codex-goty-2023-results-cool-graphs.149689/#post-8886928
Ok, I will never ever take anyone on this forum seriously about them not liking romances.
"Noooo you don't understand, we liked it for the combat, it has nothing to do with the 80 hours of Shadowheart and Astarion romance!"
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/rpg-codex-goty-2023-results-cool-graphs.149689/#post-8886935
proud member of the "voted 1/5 for bg3 despite not having played it" crowd checking in
you're welcome
i know you frickers would have made it goty if not for us
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/rpg-codex-goty-2023-results-cool-graphs.149689/#post-8887013
Spotted two pathetic shills racofer and Hellraiser who give high scores to their shilling targets and 1/5 to everything else. Good to know to never bother reading your gaming posts anymore, despite such a long forum presence. Shameful behavior.
While the contarian result is funny, anyone who would give BG3 a 1 is absolutely unserious. I have a nice list of posters whose opinions on games I can just outright ignore.
Wrath of the Righteous was pretty much on par with baldurs gate as far as being completely insufferable in all aspects so that before you even get to the gameplay part, you already hate it. larian and owlcat should team up to make the ultimate game for girls and weirdos.
Steal the Deus Ex ip but set it in a high school, where a nerdy girl or trans fbi agent has to infiltrate and unravel a conspiracy in the administration to rig the prom king/queen vote. There will of course be many hunky boys to build relationships with through branching dialogue trees and maybe some combat sometimes. Skills may include makeup, smooching, flirting and acrobatics. Call it Deus Ex: Remastered.
That one's free, if any studios want more of my ideas it'll cost you big time.
A truly timeless place.
Have a good one.
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Can anyone explain to me the appeal of focusing on romances in these games? Like, yeah the scenes can be amusing but thats about it. Why are other people so obsessed?
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The Codex hates romance and thinks it ruins games as it appeals to friendless reddit soys and foids.
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Where's the lie?
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This, that shit's for foids.
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If ur advocating for romance in your video game then I think that soyjak is appropriate for u bb
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They're mostly right but a well-written romance that doesn't overstay it's welcome (so not BG3) doesn't hurt a game.
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Jaheira's romance in BG2 contains more words than the entire script of BG3
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Yeah but does it contain s*x scenes? No? I thought so, chud.
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Good thing I dropped BG1 right before entering the titular city.
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Fun fact, a lot of it is trying to kill you. While I haven't played BG3 yet, in both previous games, she is the only one who is more than happy to stab you in the back.
In BG1, she and her bumfrick of a husband will attack you for the horrible crime of associating with Monty and Xzar, two glorious butthole anti-heroes who just want to solve the Iron Crisis, while in BG2, she will side with the Harpers if your reputation is below 10... say, because you've committed the ghastly offense of choosing chaotic neutral at character creation and going for that quest first.
Both of these games are filled with scheming evil fricks as teammates, who not only will be loyal to you till the bitter end, they'll also help avoid some fights with their associates (Xzar, Edwin) or give you unique solutions (Shar-Teel)... the Harpers, her little friends, will let you rot in jail multiple times and will actively try to kill you.
God I hate that c*nt.
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She probs doesn't even shower.
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also seems like 80% of BG3 romance content is LGBTQF+ or am I wrong?
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All the companions are player sexual. So it's dependent upon who you're playing.
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That's only because every character in BG3 is bisexual.
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That is correct.
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I had fantastic romance with journoid in mass effect it lasted 3 games
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More games need to feature journoid-punching
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i won't play a game unless i can kill the women the game wants me to romance
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Fable was kino. Woo the woman or dude with gifts, marry them, take their home and murder them to be the new owner of said house so you could rent it out and play landlord.
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You can kill them. Who said you couldn't?!
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you can!
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It must appeal to people with very little IRL social life. Any guy with the option of spending time romancing and fricking some video game elf or spending time romancing and fricking a real human woman will pick the latter.
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The desire for it instantly disappeared when I got a gf
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I dont want kitty irl and I certainly dont want kitty in game
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G*mers are NOT known to get bitches
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The game is really good and the romance is overstated. It isn't really a huge part of the game - the companions develop their own stories and grow and change regardless of whether you frick them.
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I dont understand it. Ive played the last 3 larian games, and the romance totally underpins any immersion from companion interaction in this one. Every. Single. Thing. You do changes how much a character wants to frick you, and will talk about wanting to frick you, and explain their own life story befre they frick you. Makes me not want them in my party at all, as its so extremely unimmersive when you have 2 (3 for singlestrags) NPCs trying to make you their blood wife or something completely independent and noninteractive with eachother. Its so fricking stupid. They should have made it like Divinity Original Sin 1 where the frick happens in a text box if you want, but the real companion interaction revolves around them becoming well rounded or deranged human beings.
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This wasn't really my experience. What I did, for example, terrifying small children, influenced how much Astarion was comfortable sharing with me. No romance necessary or insinuated - of course, someone does have to like you before they date you.
The companions back down really quickly if you turn them down. If they turn you down and you press the issue, they'll resent you for it. The companions do have their own preferences - you can pressure Astarion into an open relationship but he will really fricking hate you for it.
I'd say it's a pretty reasonable and well-toned game. People just really overemphasize romance.
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Because they are fricking losers and/or foids. Geeks are generally pathetic and touch starved, and the female ones shoehorn their one track foidbrain into these things.
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Astarion is hot but whiny so I dropped him for minthara which got solid top energy.
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Lmao I was looking at their best rpg list of all time and its all action-rpgs lol, no Chrono Trigger, FFX, or Mother 3 but they list fricking OG Witcher and every single Darksouls
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!nooticers how old do you think this millennial is?
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True millennials enjoy FF6
Also ff10 is not different from ff13 yet ff13 get shit jfl
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The only good FF is FF5 actually
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i will always stan FF5
job system, gilgamesh, legendary weapons, and most of all...
deing Faris
!g*mers
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I always detrans Faris and make her a Dancer
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gotta tag !transphobes they will love this shnit
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Wtf there's a in FF5?
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More like a Mulan type character, calling her a is just for keks
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eh, twin sister princess seperated at birth, she larps as a male pirate for the first half of the game or so
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LMAO
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Faris was a biofoid larping as a dude pirate to make it in this world
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wow i never knew this thanks genius
le /s we did it reddit chungus
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That's between gen X now
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The first time I ever got a bj was during the final Kefka battle.
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Did you coom looking at the dude or at kefka
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And it was from your friend who couldn't beat it
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lol i wanna hear this story
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10 has a good story
13's story is "what if we made 10's story but completely incomprehensible?"
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13 had fun combat but they thought it would be a good idea to hide the existence of the fun combat for the first 20 hours for plot reasons.
In the femme darkness of the far future, there is only rightoid seethe.
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Shame. I only ever got like 10 hours into it and couldn't. Was told there was payoff but just didn't care anymore. I'll go back to being a basic b-word replaying 7 and 9
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i promise you it's not worth it
that plot is literally mind numbing and never makes sense
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Ff10 is terminator just like mass effect but ff13 is
My hands
Your hand
But personally I only like ff16 story
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summarize ff13 in 3 paragraphs or less
you can't do it
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I do in 2
Journey with friends what's matters and not the goal. You are nothing without friends.
Works with every final fantasy main line
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No.
1 3 4 5 is "collect the crystals to save the world from the bad guy"
2 4 6 7 are "you used to work for the evil empire but now you fight them"
8 is smoking crack
10 is autism soccer kid
12 is star wars but Han Solo talks like a strag
There are no other FFs ever and there never will be
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Collect Cristal with friends
You used to work for the evil empire now you have friends
8 is you have friends who always were by your side
10 is you never existed but you have/had friends
12 is who is the protagonist tho ?
Only ff mobious has no friends since you just playing flamboyant gay.
After ff14 (og) all ff had main character dying in one or another way.
Ff-0 whole class dying except 2 transfer kids
Ff13-2 Sarah dying
Ff13-3 lighting dying and reborn in Paris
Ff15 Noctis dying
Ff16 Clive dying
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i accept your concession of defeat
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I agree from a gameplay perspective, I just think FFX has the best mix of gameplay and story, plus the leveling system was really neat.
FF6 is the best gameplay wise if you are talking about only the mainseries games (I prefer the Bravely Games as they just feel like modern versions of FF6)
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Duno, bravely games felt more like ff5. Ff6 still has some uniqueness to characters. But to me ff10-2 is one of best ff since it's just fun with a lot of unique mechanics and different endings so replaying it there always something new to be found
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Lol I'm not a millennial, I'm younger than 99% of the people who use this site
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ZOOMERS OUT ππΏππΏππΏ
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FF 3 4 5 6 7 9 12 and tactics are all better than X
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8 > X
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8 is a very subjective one, lots of different parts to consider
I just hate the neurodivergent soccer kid so much
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Squall was DED
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All FF games are mid
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Agree except for 12
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34 with a sub 80 iq
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Your wrong about the age but not about the IQ
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You're*
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I'm thinking like 30.
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Same
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Chrono Trigger is two generations older than FFX
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Ok give me a number
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because the list was made by men
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Cancel Moids
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most of what you suggested could easily be replaced by underGOAT anyhow. if you're gonna play trans kino might as well play the best
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Undertale is simply boring gameplay wise compared to other rpg and has no depth.
Most people praise it for its story and music, but I play video games to be challenged, not to spend hours on reddit shipping the characters and write fan theories lol
#sorrynotsorry
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He was talking about Underrail, a game where you have an option to transition your character near the end of the game. True gender euphoria kino.
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Didn't even think of that.
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you don't need to play games to be challenged seeing as you're already mentally challenged
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To be honest dark souls is mostly action game with some rpg building but you can beat the game with 0 lvl up but such thing will be impossible in most normal rpg.
Witcher is more of rpg because there more interaction than combat so you literally role playing as detective searching who murdering cows in village X
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Asians aren't men, confirmed
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No one likes jarpigs anymore grandpa
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Not necessarily true, Zoomer will play underslop and modern pokeslop, they just have bad taste lol
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Well this year is mostly jrpgs
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It's okay those kinda suck too. The only good rpg is OG adventure quest
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The only game bold enough to let you choose both
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Oh God I'm gonna c*m.
!edgelords kneel before the werepyre
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Is it still around, I remember playing that like 20 years ago
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Still updated every Friday king it's a nostalgia bomb fr all the old Conte t is still there too
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Thanks, that fixes my weekend plan, I remember it was a blast
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!g*mers witness patrician taste
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I googled the game. Its just some random flash nonsense?
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It's a 21 year old labor of the best Game studio on earth. It has been updated every week for 1,000 weeks
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That is dedication
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Women want just one thing
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Social clout?
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21 years of weekly hot dates
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Ultima VII
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Their opinions sucks donkey π΄ balls
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Yeah it's a forum from 2002 that revolved around PC games and PC RPGs were games like Fallout and Elder Scrolls. JRPGs were never popular on PC and you couldn't even (legally) get most of those games you listed on PC for decades.
They usually get mad that some mainstream game won over obscure shit nobody played. Last time I posted there was 2017 and they were seething that Divinity Original Sin 2 and Prey won over Grimoire and ELEX.
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Most of those are turn based though
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Normies
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Ff9 mogs ff10 and earthbound mogs mother 3
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Is FFX 2 worth it? I heard it turned into idol singing.
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10-2 has a great job and battle system and while kind of annoying you have to give respect to the most strict 100% true ending requirements for any FF game
it's good if you don't take it seriously, because yes, there is idol singing
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