All-Seething Eyecels keep losing

I am ITCHING for a “Blockable” badge memorializing the best profile upgrade that got shot behind the shed. !nonchuds and !cuteandvalid know the pain from the implementation of mutes better than anyone

I dont have the badge anymore

capy ripped it away from me which really hurt because he originally pinned it directly to my chest for some reaaon which also really hurt

This site is getting ruined by slack-jawed cute twinks.

ZOOMERS GET OFF MY LAWN REEEEEEE

its so sad that as this site becomes bigger they make it easier to use, remember when they started limiting how many effects would show at a time, truly that was when we lost the fight

I will personally travel to Egypt and kill Aevann for this. This is a threat

Edit: I didn't read all the way through. If I get a really cool badge I might reconsider it, though I will still be upset at the loss of ability to see profiles

badgechads stay winning

Imagine removing shit because r-slurs cant stop revealing personal information.

@Aevann can't you just ultraprivate carps profile and a few of your favorite foids/ jannies and keep all-seeing-eye usable on the 48% that don't have a big target on their head?

Looking up embarassing and r-slurred posts in people's history is a driver of good dramaposts to document their spergouts.

>@Aevann removing features because users used them as intended

Reddit moment. How much longer until pings are a bannable offense?

Fuuuuuck. I liked that badge because I could private my profile so only actual rdrama users could see my cute pics. Now I have to unprivate my profile otherwise all my effort will be for nothing.

Imagine not divining which badges will eventually be removed and which will stay and worth hunting for, couldn't be me

@carpathianfriendly feel free to weigh in

@Aevann I'd rebuy all-seeing eye for 50,000 coins/marseybux.

it barely worked in the first place

Well he added a code comment asking very nicely to not tell anyone in order "to stop the doxxing" so I can't be mad.

I wish hed get rid of mute

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You will never be an Egyptian.

You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.

Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.