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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Should we all pretend that all vaginas the same size?

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Vaginas do come in different shapes and sizes, the problem is with body shaming or treating one type as inherently and universally better than another. Some guys have smaller peepees, some larger, and personal subjective preferences are O.K, but calling out a guy's size is rude or dehumanizing, as is pretending bigger always equals better.We should be respectful of everyone regardless of s*x. Sexist double-standards do exist. (370)

Vaginas definitely do not come in different shapes and sizes lol. The vagina is a canal. You're talking about vulvas. (-113)

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bro peoples organs bones and limbs differ in size, why not the coochie? youre an idiot (40)

Awww struck a nerve huh, pookie? (-41)

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found the virgin (37)

The โ€œVirginโ€ with a biological child who seems to know more about anatomy than you. Alright. (-34)

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Body shaming is wrong. Whether women do it or men do it. It's wrong. End of story. And no people do not let women get away with it. Everywhere you look they will tell women to stop body shaming men about peepee size. Same thing here. When you go around telling a woman she has a loose vagina you basically telling you she is worthless and she is used up and she's no good for s*x. Who wants to hear that? And a lot of times what you consider a loose vagina comes after a woman has given birth so now you are shaming her for having a child and being a mother. Many women outright won't have children because they are body shamed so badly about stretch stomach and stretch marks and a vagina that isn't as tight anymore after having to give up their body for 9 months and going through the agony that males will never understand in order to give birth. And then on top of it they get shamed for it. Any Man who would body shame a woman about her vagina doesn't deserve to have a woman and any woman wh... (3)

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Bodyshaming is bodyshaming, but nobody says in seriousness that peepee size is tied to perceived morality.Men often incorrectly claim that multiple partners make it different, which is not factual/scientific. The vast majority of pensises are 4-7", and the vagina is a muscle. There's no way on planet earth that 10 one night stands make it different, but a honeymoon doesn't. Things that can change vagina size: natural variation among individuals, childbirth, age, trauma, MAYBE absolutely massive toys used habitually. Things that don't: More partners than you approve of, peepeees belonging to a person of a different race. Personally I've tried to cut out small peepee jokes. While what I'm really making fun of is bad or foolish behavior stemming from insecurity over a perceived or actual small peepee, I really don't want to make guys feel bad solely for having a smaller peepee. Or even just an average peen, because a lot of guys don't seem to know what average/the normal range is. (1)

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Men act like a woman who's had 50 different peepees has had less physical impact to her vagina than if she had 1 peepee. But it doesn't matter which peepee it is; The logic is stupid. 1 peepee filling your sexual needs for a year might be more peepee inside you than 50 ducks filling your sexual needs for the year.THAT is the stupid women are responding to and without that context your statement doesn't make sense (1)

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Heh. These r-slurs still believe that vaginas actually exist. :marseysmug2:

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My phone farted when I upvoted.

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Skill issue.

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Yeah you'll have that on these big jobs

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Tbh loose kitty sometimes has a peculiar charm. No need for slow, gentle strokes. No, you have to frick her till you almost die just to get a nut. There's a weird sort of nasty, primal satisfaction to it.

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Peepeelet cope. Loose kitty is not as good. There can be no debate.

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How could I possibly be a peepeelet if I'm outright stating that loose kitty is just not that bad?

Just fyi I have a massive peepee. It's ludicrous. I want people to know this.

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>Peeps badges

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!badgemaxxers show him how its done

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Yes boss

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:#marseyscout:

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No wonder you can't get laid, everyone wants you to top them.

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heck yea fellow monster peepee brother

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Your comment does not constitute proof, comrade!

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True. Lemme go get hard and take a photo of my big hard peepee for you bro.

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DM me

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Can I get a copy?

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I'm an r-slur and unironically did this on here to shut up a drama poster once. I deleted it after a few comments cause I got shy though :marseyblush:

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DM me

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i don't believe you have a nice one :marseyindignant:

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make sure you write my username on it in tattoo ink first ok

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What exactly are you gonna be thinking of when getting hard? :#marseysquint: :#angryman:

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I actually can't right now. I'm under a huge deal of stress from irl shit. Im impotent. I'm gonna keep myself safe.

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What a waste. Society needs to take better care of people with big peepees.


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Just send him mine, I'm sure it's roughly equivalent

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his username is literally "D"

thats all the proof i need

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How could I possibly have a small peepee when I've had s*x with so many loose vaginas


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But wouldn't a man with a big peepee necessarily have less of an issue with loose kitty?

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If you were gigamegahuge there would be no such thing as loose though, except maybe deathfats or dragon dildo enthusiasts

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It's more of a relativity thing

Peepeelets are more prone to finding kitties loose to begin with.


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mysize size? 69?

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Just fyi I have a massive peepee

!transphobes it's so small he can't tell the difference between a neo-vagina and the real thing

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Post hog

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inherently and universally better than another

Unironically the tighter the better as long as it goes in without a struggle, and EVERYBODY knows this. Oh wait I forgot these are redditors, mb

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No. With no irony if you have a big peepee there will be many women that you cannot have s*x with, it is too painful for them. Doesn't matter how slow and gentle you go. I love women and refuse to hurt them. When I was a teenager I would say that 50%+ of my encounters ended without penetration for this reason.

I solved this more or less by changing my typical type from 5' qt's to amazonian giantesses. Much more compatible.

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All the virgins here will not know what you're talking about but a lot of guys with huge peepees have no idea how to use them and wind up just punching the cervix over and over and no woman wants that

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Anime told me you're suppose to bottom out

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Since when do I care what she wants

my wife has that endowhatever where penetration hurts like heck. Sucks but that means more bjs, in theory

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Found the p-do

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ur a dumbass mf if you dont understand tight is relaltive. Peepeelets could frick a toddler, Hawg-havers can't find a hole loose enough. Use your brain

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I'm not upvoting that comment.

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I know you were thinkin about it tho

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The more struggle the better the bussy :horny:

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Worse, :#marseychonkerfoidpuke: :#marseychtorrr2:

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where are the women with smaller vaginas. Asking for a friend.

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:#marseydarkxd:

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When will the discrimination against peepeelets end?

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Asia

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Those aren't smaller they're just sideways

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Don't have enough datapoints to absolutely confirm my theory, but the thinner their wrists are the tighter their vagina is. So look for thin wrists on women if you want a tight vagina.

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Incorrect.

The faster their walking speed, the tighter their coochy.

Can also be used to gauge their likeliness of dementia in the future.

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zoz

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A difference here is that a woman can change it to a certain degree by training certain muscles. I met a girl once that was very into fitness/training, when we had s*x at some point she said "want to finish?" I didnt get to answer until she tightened her muscles pretty hard, making her vagina as tight as a clasped fist. Made me finish in 2 seconds....

Huh. Neat.

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I can't decide whether it's sexy or scary

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Both tbh

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I think it's neat.

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Redditors have never seen a vagina.

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Mock me all you want, I will NOT STAND FOR this INNAPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. I HATE THAT SHIT, I AM A NICE man but cannot tolerate DISRESPECT. YOU HATEFUL FRICKS pinned my post not because you agree, but BECAUSE YOU WISH TO MOCK ME. I only intended to post my opinion. MY OPINION. But No, you cruel human beings believe it's "hilarious" to make fun of people who have passed away. Although not infallible, my perspective is unquestionably respectable enough to merit an ACTUAL FRICKING RESPONSE AND GOOD FAITH DEBATE INSTEAD OF BEING CALLED A BOOTLICKER. I've never felt so wronged. That I could spend so much time contemplating and working on things while you shits mock the people of this world astounds me. Nobody really cares that your brain is too small and damaged to UNDERSTAND MY VIEWPOINT. Iknow what you people are, You people are trolls.

I have dealt with jerks and fools like you my entire life up to this point. I am familiar with your workflow. You all mistakenly believe that you are "epik trolls," but you are not. Do you think I'm enraged? NAH. YOU CAN SUCK IT. This is my completely honest opinion, free of any animosity.ย I'm composed and knowledgeable. I always decide to respond just to spite you when YOU SICK FRICKS MAKE CRUEL JOKES ABOUT FRICKING HER CORPSE. I won. I always succeed. I am not good at losing. So once you respond with "cope seethe" or "u furious bro," you've already proved to me that I've won. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you CRUEL HUMAN BEINGS and low level trolls who are probably 11 But digress. You people need to change your attitude or the worst will come for you.

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Vaginas definitely do not come in different shapes and sizes lol. The vagina is a canal. You're talking about vulvas.:

Awww struck a nerve huh, pookie?:

The โ€œVirginโ€ with a biological child who seems to know more about anatomy than you. Alright.:

Body shaming is wrong. Whether women do it or men do it. It's wrong. End of story. And no people do not let women get away with it. Everywhere you look they will tell women to stop body shaming men about peepee size. Same thing here. When you go around telling a woman she has a loose vagina you basically telling you she is worthless and she is used up and she's no good for s*x. Who wants to hear that? And a lot of times what you consider a loose vagina comes after a woman has given birth so now you are shaming her for having a child and being a mother. Many women outright won't have children because they are body shamed so badly about stretch stomach and stretch marks and a vagina that isn't as tight anymore after having to give up their body for 9 months and going through the agony that males will never understand in order to give birth. And then on top of it they get shamed for it. Any Man who would body shame a woman about her vagina doesn't deserve to have a woman and any woman wh...:

Bodyshaming is bodyshaming, but nobody says in seriousness that peepee size is tied to perceived morality.Men often incorrectly claim that multiple partners make it different, which is not factual/scientific. The vast majority of pensises are 4-7", and the vagina is a muscle. There's no way on planet earth that 10 one night stands make it different, but a honeymoon doesn't. Things that can change vagina size: natural variation among individuals, childbirth, age, trauma, MAYBE absolutely massive toys used habitually. Things that don't: More partners than you approve of, peepeees belonging to a person of a different race. Personally I've tried to cut out small peepee jokes. While what I'm really making fun of is bad or foolish behavior stemming from insecurity over a perceived or actual small peepee, I really don't want to make guys feel bad solely for having a smaller peepee. Or even just an average peen, because a lot of guys don't seem to know what average/the normal range is.:

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