I find the comics about women endearing. I have many weird fantasies and longings some would sneer at as "pathetic" if I expressed them in comic form. I have huge crushes on cartoon characters and have created a fantasy world in my head where I get to live out a beautiful romantic life with them.
I once took Jasmine out of a magic carpet ride and sang her many beautiful songs and told her to close her eyes and when she opened them I had transformed into the Sphinx and made love to her with my massive stone peepee whose ejaculation of 700 gallons of helium infused semen turned her into a hot air balloon and her eyes rolled back into her head as she spurted a near endless amount of my c*m out that made her zip around the desert like a deflating baloon. Don't feel bad for her though, my semen was also infused with aphrodisiacs and trillions of miniature versions of myself that latched on and pleasured every cell in her body and she had a chain of 27 thousand orgasms whose intensity and pleasure was beyond the scale of normal human comprehension.
The Genie made sure to make a lot of funny jokes and commentary so that it wouldn't seem horrifying to any observers who didn't realize she was feeling pleasure.
If I was brave enough to put them into a webcomic with my real name attached I can't imagine how much I would be mocked and looked down on.
Who were you, mystery redditor?
Snappy quote material tbh.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Lmao even back then people were sick of gimmick accounts and redditardation.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Now that you mention it, the gimmick accounts are pretty much gone from reddit now. I haven't even seen a heck-on-a-cell in a while.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
God that unimpressed look on her face is so fricking hot I want to eat it from behind.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
At least he's creative, meanwhile XKCD is
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I don't get it, did XKCD turn into a
?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
always has been...
The only thing worse than guys who won't go down are the male feminists who literally will not shut up about how much they love to eat kitty.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Maybe men would be more willing to lick your vagina if there were less baby ghosts in it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
so true king, I've had tons of women refuse to suck my peepee when they see how many souls of dead people I've stored inside it !coomers amirite?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Every necro-skullfrick adds another one to the collection.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Fewer.
And they add flavor.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
English is my eighth language, sorry. And the only flavor they add is failed relationships and cobwebs. I don't think those taste very good.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Exploring haunted houses is fun tho
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I think Jimie's calling him a peepeeless kitty, but in foidspeak.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
It's a great shame he didin't get to make webcomics, as he was truly a one of a kind visionary.
I belive his works would soar above all the cookiecutter slop that floods the market like Jasmine soars in his story.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
The frick did I just read?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/blmdy/what_i_think_of_xkcd_downvotes_incoming/c0ndh68/?context=8&sort=controversial:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Cringe. If I wrote something this embarrassing, I would kill myself.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
he'd be called brave and valid today
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context