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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow  1mo ago (reddit.com) 161 thread views #262112

Redditors has an inconsiderate neighbor. This could easily turn into a self defense situation :marseysamhyde2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/comments/1c5xkov/neighbor_in_the_apartment_above_mine_keeps/?sort=controversial

>neighbor is literally cooming off balcony

>Redditors hasn't considered a reasonable scenario :#marseyflamethrower:

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This is an easy case for them- there is DNA where it shouldn't be. When you call ask for a female officer if one is available.

Please specifically request a women to deal with that guy's jizz

:marseycoo#mer2talking:

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I mean they tend to be experts with the substance :marseyshrug:

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:#marseyferret: Office Weasel Reporting for duty

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133801168319178.webp

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That bush is a slut!

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I assume you are talking about Jenna Bush!?!

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That Redditor's neighbor: :#coomerface:

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Shem should be receiving the loads gratefully while choking thems selves. It's 2024 bigot

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I feel like you could justify a home invasion murder in this scenario by claiming self defense

:#marseycop: "freeze! We heard reports that somebody kicked in a door in this complex and shot the owner 74 times"

:#marseysamhyde2: "He was cooming off the balcony and some of it got on my sleeve so I feared for my life"

:#marseysalutecop: "very well, carry on citizen"

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Frick you gaylord you gay little baby boy you suck peepee for change and you drink bath water and listen to the Beatles do that same gay shit you all want to be a gay even if you do shit on the web all you do is look at pictures of yourself wearing cloths and you are gayfrick you jay leno I hope you die when you are 18 years old and your mother dies or she will be the next one you have been fricking while you are alive a jayleno wannabe gay and now the knife is being shoved in your face you will be dead gay and your fricking mother dies just like if you were her little dog you will be killed and the b-word that raised you knows she is the one responsible and that she will get as much of a living out of this than you will then when the b-word see you dead she will cry and go to jail and get a rich gaylord paying for her to watch you die

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