New “overheard in a liberal coffee shop” just dropped

I sure hope John asked the cashier their preferred pronouns before assuming their gender identify on the global platform X (formerly Twitter) to score Social Credit Score pts

And then everybody clapped and a bald eagle landed nearby and shed a single tear and the statue of liberty winked at us and we all got a little gay with it and I felt George Washington smiling on us and democracy was saved

He even links to his own shop for that ugly butt shirt

Can't see Twitter replies, but there's gotta be some calling out this bullshit. It's got 20k likes!

them's fightin' words in too many states, now

And then he spit out his chewing tobacco and ordered a sarsaparilla

he looks like he diddles kids lmao

I'm 100% sure the cashier said this in a comforting, homey dialect that demonstrates both a legitimate working class origin and a comforting dialectical understanding of gender and class. He said this to a customer who was visibly from another culture, who did not share his dialect, because southerners must always speak in dialect.

why I reckon them trans folx gonna get them a whole heapin haystack of human rights! Golly gee!

And everyone clapped. Martin Luther King Jr returned from the dead to tell this honkey that he is one of the good ones. Our Black King reached into his jacket pocket. In his hands was a reddish card with black almond shaped dots on it. It was embroidered in gold lettering and had a green border. John dropped to one knee as Martin Luther King Jr presented a n-word pass to John. Tears flowed from his face.

>"them's fightin' words"

I know this didn't happen but why do liberals talk like Yosemite Sam?

Protesting is banned in 3 states? Surely that's not extremely hyperbolic.

https://www.vox.com/scotus/24080080/supreme-court-mckesson-doe-first-amendment-protest-black-lives-matter

The Supreme Court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in three US states

It is no longer safe to organize a protest in Louisiana, Mississippi, or Texas.

Oh man this sounds terrible lets look at this decision.

https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/04/court-declines-to-intervene-in-lawsuit-against-black-lives-matter-organizer/

oh wait its just normal journo shit. Can literally any of then read the plain text of a decision properly? they basically just let the case continue because there's a clear cut higher standard now that they just ruled on a similar case... from well known 'MAGA court' Sotomayor:

Justice Sonia Sotomayor penned a statement regarding the court's decision to deny review. She noted that since the court of appeals issued its decision, the Supreme Court in Counterman v. Colorado “made clear that the First Amendment bars the use of an objective standard like negligence for punishing speech, and it read Claiborne and other incitement cases as demanding a showing of intent.” Because the Supreme Court may turn down cases “for many reasons,” Sotomayor stressed, the denial of review in Mckesson's case “expresses no review about the merits of” his claim. Moreover, she added, the court of appeals should “give full and fair consideration to arguments regarding Counterman's impact in any future proceedings in this case.”

DUDE! we're LITERALLY MONKEYS. on a ROCK! in SPACE!!!!! WOWZA! THERE'S a BALL of LIGHT in the SKY!!!!!!! BONKERS!!!! BINGORINOS!!!!!

Snapshots:

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Any person who wears a shirt like that at this point is either a closet p-do, or else r-slurred beyond belief and perhaps beyond repair.

I'm guessing this guy is both, since he apparently thinks he can trick people into genuinely believing that someone who supports trans rights would ever use sayings such as "them's fightin' words"

If you're over the age of 20 and wearing a T-shirt that isn't just a solid color then

especially if your hair is grey, if you are wearing t-shirts to make your political points then your opinion doesn't count

i would never trust a person with a head shaped like that. freak

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Libtard Leo Luster

That photo reminds me of this video in my feed yesterday

Like pick a different camera, wtf is going on here. You seriously like this soft shoulder, looking down your nose, chin closest to the camera vibe?

we're reaching gaydar levels thought unimaginable

What is this ethnicity? Native Amerimutt with gypsy and ?

Is this some sort of Nick Adams type of troll?

What a friggen twink