Pokemon GO players currently revolting against whatever company makes that game because it turned all the player characters into creatures of indeterminate gender with a new update

Very strange out of left-field update to make everyone suddenly a blob for no reason.

https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780966754996629881

The @PokemonGoApp removed gender from all Pokemon Go! players yesterday

Thank God, finally we can just pick style, like it's written in the bible :marseypraying: Can anyone confirm? I don't really trust Mark Kern for an even handed take, but…

https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780987222835232771

GaymerX

:marseylaugh: :marseyemojirofl:

The main GO subreddit is angry. Of all places, I expected reddit to be happy everyone is trans.

Please roll back this atrocious update.

Luckily, someone discovered the reason for this update:

So what was the reasoning for this update?

https://twitter.com/MxKestrel https://mxkestrel.com/inclusivity-diversity

HAHAAHAHAHA

Looks like they made people fat, too, which is something I saw people saying on /v/, but who knows. All that matters is they need you to see a theyfab crotch.

Pro tip: leaving small pokemon to defend gyms while wearing a skirt allows you to show off your crack

It's Beaver Time

Is this NSFW? Who knows, all that matters is it gives you vicarious gender euphoria :transheart:

The entire GO subreddit is pooping on or making fun of the game, there's too much to post it all. From people posting how they're suddenly big chungus to becoming transwomen. You can even be Tyler1.

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There is a largish thread on the main Pokemon sub, but most of them don't care and would rather post about making something with legos or whatever.

I feel like they made male models, and then said, well if we add boobs this will work for women too.

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It's awful. There are no masculine faces in the game. And the “buff” physiques just give you boobs

What soy protein does to a MF.

God forbid a woman has shape […]

(OP)This!! I'm fine with adding more body types but don't take away this one!

Yes, I'm taking this out of context to mislead because it's funnier that way.

Let's take a look at the game's twitter

Had to vote to see the tallies, so I stayed sigma centrist and said “mid.”

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134629559993775.webp

https://twitter.com/pokemongohubnet/status/1780727610160402621

The replies with people posting their abominations are great.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134629561932354.webp

There's even more replies to their first announcement, so enjoy.

https://twitter.com/pokemongohubnet/status/1780703672743407854

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lmao :!marseytrain:s can't handle mirrors, Zoom calls, and now avatars that represent them :marseynotes:

lol what a life :marseygiggle:

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:#marseyhesright:

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:marseyneat: And saved for later chuddery

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:#turtoiserofl:

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The ironic thing is that the attack helicopter joke wasn't originally directed at :!marseytrain:s since what they claim to be (man/woman) is pretty normal. It was directed at r-slurred quirked up Tumblr creatures identifying as anything but human

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I miss being an otherkin, despite how cringe it was, I did enjoy my time on tumblr

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Someone needs to inform @Soren of the !wolfpack initiative

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!besties soren :marseyteaparty: is a !zoochads

:#marseysoypoint:

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He's a creator of house furry.

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!soren lore

:marse#ysoypoint:

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Did you play Changeling: the Dreaming?

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I've heard of it but I don't play tabletop shit

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have you played underGOAT?

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underGOAT

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Everything I learn about you makes me love you more :marseylaying:

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Come to think of it, I see very little of that these days. Closest is the asexuals, but even that seems like a lot smaller than it once was.

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the logic is the same. Otherkin aren't as normalised but they aren't any less metaphysically sound than thinking you're the opposite gender.

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>here's a list of nonjokes

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wtf i love this update?

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So they've basically forced everyone to use the male avatar but given the option for fat legs and small tits.

All the female players are upset because the avatars come across as :marseypass:

But let's face it, that's what the players actually look like

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Pretty much. I read somewhere that now your character is fatter if you walk less, and people are mad about suddenly being “bloated,” but I have no idea if that's true.

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Doubt that'd work. Most burgers just drive around while playing.

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Based if true

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Hey, a large portion of the players actually are :marseypass:

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lol a literal blob enby likes it

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lmao

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!cuteandinvalid

Enbies stay winning! :marseyjam:

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:#marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer:

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Insisting you're "queer" or "enby" or whatever isn't going to change the fact you're a white foid who only got your position thanks to the massive privilege afforded to you by this fact.

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You know lookng at this woman or dude or whtaever i have the same kinda looking eyes and its like WHY man whythe FRICK does this happen why do i have these R-SLURRED eyes like i wanna have HUNTER CHAD eyes not TSHIS FRICKING SHIT i m gonna DIE man i

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:#marseysick:

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>#FreeFatherTed

@RestInPeaceUncleOJ lel

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Too late :#marseysob: where was this hashtag 5 years ago :marseyrain:

At least he has shuffled off this mortal coil :#marseysad:

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i think it's about that bong tv show the :marseytrain: hater Graham Linehan created lol

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RoserAIDS

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Anyone remember playing the game, smear the queer, as a child? We need to bring that back and rebrand it with something more brutal.

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Luckily, someone discovered the reason for this update:

So what was the reasoning for this update?

https://twitter.com/MxKestrel https://mxkestrel.com/inclusivity-diversity

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>Joan Lennon

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It's real :#marseysurprisedpikachu:

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They forgot to remove this one

:#scott:

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>especially for female trainers who want to actually look female

Who's gonna tell him?

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:marseystonetoss: him

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:#mussolini:

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:marse#ychtorrr:

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Women did this to themselves so i just sit back and laugh

Men fricking rule

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I think these are “women” :marseyliathomas:

I don't know any biofoids playing Pokémon Go in current year haha

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Oh lol even a pooner :pooner:

Ig the :marseychtorrr: types are Pokémon Go enjoyers in 2024

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This is my character, it made me look 12 years old but I don't really bother with the avatar I just like something to do while walking my dog.

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What happened to your growlithe bro

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Swaggy hair

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So apparently in the new games old pokemon get different forms in the new regions. It confused me at first too.

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Triple Testicle chinned mofo

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I forgot who but with all the sweet baby talk there was someone (internet) popular who used to work at a company that changed things about their game to apply for ESG investing money and they said the push for androgyny or ugly women is to appeal to trans women. That's how they can qualify for the S of ESG.

I find it kind of funny how you don't see companies going as far with the E or G portions though. They lose revenue in exchange for investment money either way. Either you make all your women :!marseytrain:s and lose sales or you make your office environmentally friendly and have increased production cost. I guess someone crunched the numbers and figured the former is less of a risk than the later.

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So all they did was make the avatars look more like Pokemon GO players?

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:#suicide:

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I wonder what trans women really think about this change

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The biggest crime here is they're not cheeked up

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LMAOOO the :gunt: actually clips through the clothing

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Didnt notice, too busy staring at that she-bugle

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>how can I enjoy this autism if I don't want to have s*x with it?!!

But lol @ pancake butt pokemon. G*mers seem salty they're being accurately represented for the uggos they are.

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GaymerX

So, I happened to know one of the founders quite well years ago. He cannot climax without CBT.

:marse#ykink:

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Pokemon Go frick yourself

!slots100

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:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

Snapshots:

https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780966754996629881:

https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780987222835232771:

Please roll back this atrocious update.:

So what was the reasoning for this update?:

https://twitter.com/MxKestrel:

https://mxkestrel.com/inclusivity-diversity:

Pro tip: leaving small pokemon to defend gyms while wearing a skirt allows you to show off your crack:

It's Beaver Time:

big chungus:

becoming transwomen:

You can even be Tyler1.:

largish thread:

I feel like they made male models, and then said, well if we add boobs this will work for women too.:

It's awful. There are no masculine faces in the game. And the “buff” physiques just give you boobs:

God forbid a woman has shape:

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ive not played pokemon go since like 2020 but what was added to it actually

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new pokemon, i assume

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This reminds me of the art style of that Anonymous Asexual person

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Thats what real womyen look like.

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