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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow  13d ago (reddit.com) 353 thread views #262468

Gf breaks up with her boyfriend at the airport after he brings a size large weapon through TSA

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c6s6g3/aita_for_leaving_my_boyfriend_at_the_airport/?sort=controversial

>stuff dildo down your pants

>Get patted down and interrogated

>Miss your flight

>TSA tells you that you are a sick frick because she's only 20 (basically a child)

:#stabl!er: :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyindignantwoman:

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Honestly, she really should dump him. 29 is way too old to not be able to think that prank through.

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Making TSA agents handle a big fake dong is hilariously based even if it's a 60iq move so this guy rules

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The truly dumbass part was yelling that he has a big piece. Everyone thinks gun when you say 'piece'.

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Agreed, if he hadn't said that I'd be on his side. This post is bait anyways, though.

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Consider me hooked

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Utterly r-slurred, I am forced to side with the foid this time :marseyrain:

Besides, imagine being a peepeelet :marseythissmall:and not getting patted down because your God given equipment set off the TSA scanner :marseydicklet:

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>I ask the TSA if they need to investigate a "suspicious bulge"

>They tell me no weapons that small could be dangerous

:#marseysadge:

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It's all made up :#marseyoctopus2: :#marseybaited:

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Both of us were taken to a back room and interrogated for over an hour, which led to us missing our flight.

This experience will be more memorable than whatever lame vacation they had planned, and going 1 day late isn't going to make a difference. Stupid foid

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Yeah that BF seems like a total r-slur.

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He's a mega r-slur, she should leave him lmao

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Ladies, y'all can do better

Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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You will always be petsmart's cumdump

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