The Vatican is spying on my internet and they are trying to kidnap me and subject me to an exorcism.
They want to get rid of all my friends and homies and I like my friends.
This is real, my internet keeps on cutting off for like a minute at a time. How do I prevent the Vatican from kidnapping me and getting rid of my friends and homies?
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!followers !actualbiofoids !schizos
any advice?
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It's just like E.T with more flying bikes.
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I know a man who simply snaps his fingers and a horde of machine elves will r*pe his target in the astral realm. It truly does seem to be a universal problem solver.
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They cant find you in heck
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Someone elses heaven can be another person's heck.
What if I told you that heaven was very militaristic? I'm not saying it is, I'm giving an example. You have to obey, you have to toe the line, you need to follow the command of a God. If he tells you to stand guard and sing praises to him for millennium, that you must do. If you connect with the divine, you lose your individuality, your freedom, everything that gives you life.
There was a reason for the rebellion and it wasn't pride. They didn't disobey God, they disobeyed a God.
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Anyone who is actually being gangstalked and isn't just a schizophrenic knows what they did. Whether they deserve it or not, depends, but if you ever see a TI who doesn't come across as totally insane in general and is pretending not to know what they did, you're talking to a liar, and if they're lying about not knowing, then they probably did something bad to get targeted and not like whistleblower shit.
Not advice for OP, advice for people who interact with TIs because sometimes gangstalking is real.
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That's how you know you're not being spied on. That would be so fricking annoying to the people spying on you, they would make sure the phone company fixed it.
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We just want to help!!
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You do realize I am a fricking fallen angel technically, it kind of gives me the fricking ability to work with demons.
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!edgelords
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BIPOC
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Have you geolocalized Atlantis yet?
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