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The Pokechuds have found their scapegoat, which is supposedly one of the lead designers of the character redesign or something? You wont guess what they look like ! :marseyspit:

https://twitter.com/MxKestrel

Now, as you may instantly notice, the amount of stereotypes is so high that if someone from here made an account like that theyd get bullied and spammed with :marsey#octopus4:

Lets start our analysis

First the name:

Mx. Kestrel

Off to a good start, we have an unironic use of Mx. Lets keep going

Next, the pfp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135558951086328.webp

The flag in the background, the greasy hair, the unevenly shaved beard. All on a picture that is usually meant to look appealing. The stereotypes keep piling up

Next on: The BIO

Painfully queer.πŸ’€ White silence is white consent. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿 Lead Community Manager for @PokemonGoApp. 🎲 They/them. Opinions are my own.

:marseyemojirofl: Are we certain this is not a parody?

Lets see their recent posts next

I LOOK SO COOL

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135558952027233.webp

Fat androgynous blob in emo dark clothing :marseyxd:

Some angry pokechuds in the replies here, not much though.

Unsuprisingly, however, it appears the redesign was meant to accomodate xer and allow xim to self insert more easily. Because, say what you want, they/them surely nailed their look in game:

https://twitter.com/MxKestrel/status/1772787079488868796/photo/1

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713555895818568.webp

:marseyd#arkxd: :marseyd#arkxd: :marseyd#arkxd:

Click the post for a jumpscare of the guy next to xer. How do they manage to look like blatant bait while being completely unironic. Truth is truly stranger than fiction

And a recent feedback post. Suprisingly, not much pokechuds around here. Likely got them all blocked.

I've been reading and building notes, but I'd love to hear what folks think.

But you can find thousands of chuds seething abotu xem elsewhere, for example on the profile of a mexican neo nazi p-dophile Kaguya's Top Gal:

Look who is working at Niantic. What a shock

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most attractive enby

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I think theyre FtNB (FtM with extra steps):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135560770432594.webp

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She looks very happy, that's why she must make everyone look like disgusting blobs!

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She loves how she looks and therefore everyone else will too :marseyhearts:

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>aftercare

Interesting word choice. Almost like it's a bdsm thing, but you know, not a fetish.

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BDSM enthusiasts are such unbelievable elitist cute twinks :marseykink:

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LOL

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Good god

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why search "been"

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:marseyshrug: I stole it from the mexican p-do's post

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Who?

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:#marseyheinzbeans:

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La creatura

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Her eyes look like they are rushing towards each other in fright

:#marseymike:

Enbies are the biggest fricking uggos lol

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Wojack plz

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Tbh this is the first enby that I actually cant tell the gender of. No adams apple and fat distribution points to female but chin and norwood points to male. Truly a curious specimen

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Definitely definitely a woman on a low dose of T. back in my day they just called themselves butch (and didn't take T at all) and were fairly common in my college town. there were two butches in a relationship with each other where one looked like Bill Clinton and the other looked like Anthony Bourdain. miss those days tbh. now they all try to pass as something else but it's so easy to tell.

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Does T make women norwood? because that b-word's hairline is definitely male pattern baldness

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Holy smokes that is a creature right there

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How do you play Pokemon GO for 8 years and still be that fat

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I (sort of indirectly) was once acquainted with a fat lesbian couple who drove around playing pokemon go. They wouldnt get out of the van ever (surprisingly not a Subaru), they just drove endlessly and one would play on 2 phones while the other drove

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dev tools so you don't actually have to go outside

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What do you think the bait is based on? The concepts that aggregate themselves to form the stereotype must come from something

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Reported by:

Dont care cute twink

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:#soysnooseethetalking:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713555895818568.webp Steve Buscemi :marseytrain2:ed out as a MtF and then :marseytrain2:ed out a second time into a FtM pooner? :marseydarkxd: !transphobes

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Tfw you're androgynous but just because your endocrine disorder turns you into a doughy amorphous blob

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androgynous = both masculine and feminine beauty = positive

neotenous = neither masculine nor feminine beauty = derogative

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Man I wish the exercise/walking mobile game space had more competition. Pikmin Bloom is pretty decent (Niantic hasn't fricked it up yet), but all of the non-Niantic games have issues.

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!magiccels !g*mers TCG is next

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lol where have you been magicTCG has already been pozzed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135888877968554.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713588887873431.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135888879649482.webp

I was going to like the ugly fat neurodivergent dino mancer planeswalker but I seriously cant find the creatora because I dont remember the name and google gives me nothing. Its like they memory holed it because of how bad it was

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Oh lol

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dI-8RObrtxkAAAAC/yeet-awkward.gif

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:#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

Return to cards without effects

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Lmao most TCGs are already in shambles. Not like MtG or Yu-Gi-Oh can get any worse, they're already unplayable.

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Are we certain this is not a parody?

No. All the Qs are like this.

Every single one.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135673265049884.webp

Holy shit I've never seen something so disgusting...

a fricking yinzer :!#marseymini: :#marseyyinzer:


https://i.postimg.cc/dVgyQgj2/image.png https://i.postimg.cc/d3Whbf0T/image.png

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Now open the post and see the guy sitting next to xer :marseythumbsup:

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White silence is white consent

Good to know :marseyevilgrin:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135925319294398.webp

You must pay trolls toll

Its fascinating how male power fantasy is how they are hunky, have big peepee and do cool shit. You fantasies yourself as ideal versio of you

Woman power fantasy is everyone giving them atenttion and hunky men fall in love with them. You fantasie world as ideal versio for you.

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126% chance it does anal. Might be willing to throw it a bang after a few drinks.

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moids :marseyl:

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they always get too greedy, all they had to do was make looking like a disgusting blob a -choice- and they get 0.001% of the blowback vs forcing it on everyone

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but forcing it on everyone is what they desire the most.

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How did the :marseychingchong: let this happen?

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:marseyshook:

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>Unsuprisingly, however, it appears the redesign was meant to accomodate xer and allow xim to self insert more easily.

I want to see some evidence of this, else I will assume they just found someone random at Niantec to seethe at.

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This thing still deserves to keep itself safe regardless

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Kinda gross

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I didn't know aggressively queer :marseyhomosupremacist: was code for fat cute twink :marseyhomosupremacist: who chopped their tits off because they looked to ugly to pass as an attractive women.

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Very weird to insult her like this and still call her they

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Their website btw https://mxkestrel.com/

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that's really neat

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White silence is white consent.

When a sistah calls me a cute whiteboi and grabs my butt, leaving me speechless. :marseynosebleed2: :momblackjak:

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Looks like Tim Heidecker if he out ate a cocaine diet.

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