Reported by:

JANNIES COME OUT! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!

40
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hey girlboss!

We noticed you haven't set yourself on fire outside of our HQ, and while we definitely are super concerned about all of the issues raised by our patrons we really do need you to set yourself on fire in front of our HQ before we can adequately approach your concerns. To further expedite your concerns to our inbox please leave a detailed manifesto of your various concerns to Twitter so that we can easily find them once you have been de-ignited.

I have included our HQ address for your convenience:

14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA

Please do not set yourself on fire in the direct path of the walkway to our front door so as to not interrupt ADA compliance.

Thanks queen!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hello,

It seems like the address of your HQ is not listed on your about page, nor was I able to find it after doxxing the admin, only his home address and parents names.

Would doing it outside the house of a random supreme court justice suffice?

thanks a ton, XOXOXO

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Greetings,

I added the address to the original message for your convenience!

Best,

Joan

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.