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Never bet against the American consumer
— Jeremy 'adjusted for inflation' Horpedahl π (@jmhorp) April 19, 2024
"Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp"https://t.co/OFLx0ocT25
I'm not factchecking this, I choose to believe it
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Duuuurrrrrrr, more freeloader customers will equal more money
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Is that picture from an assigned male comic?
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Yes and I jazzed it up a bit
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I hate that I was able to recognize the style
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I recognize his shit art whenever I see it, too. All his garbage drawings have the same stink
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i have no idea what that is but i'm still embarrassed for you that you immediately recognized it based off the name of it
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Former waiter at red lobster during this promotion, it was every other order. $20 for all the shrimp you want is an insanely good deal especially for Amerifats. The worst part is how poor it made the labor/tip ratio for the tables that ordered it.
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What demographic took advantage of it most?
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Let's just say those PPP loan dollars were put to good use
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YEAH UM XCUSE ME I WANT THE SKRIMPS
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Had a friend who worked at a low income Red Lobster. Endless shrimp was his Vietnam.
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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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me on the right
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shrimp is gross
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You will eat the bugs
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People will eat anything if there is enough butter on it. Even sea-cockroach
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I'm really not into shrimp.
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What does jinxthinker jimxthink about shrimp?
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Bro can't even properly cook chicken at home, I don't think he eats much seafood.
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Seafood is for plebs
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Correct. Cocktail sauce is amazing though and clam strips are the superior delivery vehicle.
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Have they seen the fat black families that roll in there 10 deep? What were they thinking??
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10 deep but they only order two unlimited skrimp plates
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If a company can't survive 11 million in losses they don't deserve to be in business
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I did it myself. I love shrimp.
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I just care about what happens to the biscuits.
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You can buy the biscuit mix at the grocery store, but it isn't quite the same experience as scarfing 20 of them before your entree shows up.
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That's the meme reason, anyone paying attention knew red lobster was in trouble. They had a ceo change recently, and they knew they had their work cut out for them. My personal theory is that it's too difficult to goyslopify non livestock Whole Foods, so their time was limited. Should make Amerilards question exactly what they are eating, when they go to these chains. The fiat currency arc doesn't allow for quality food at this point on the time line. Soylent green is gonna be one of those movies that ends up being true
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Red Lobster was always slop, not "quality food" lmao.
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