No food tastes as good as skinny 
feels, and no badge 
commands respect 
quite like the Thin badge 
does.
It's been awhile since we've taken stock 
of our gorgeous svelte kingdom, and considering the !Thin ping group 
applications have been piling up into the hundreds (full of potentially FAT people mind you) I think 
it's time we have a little 
check 
in and give some of those unproven potentially rotund r-slurs a chance to prove themselves worthy of being a part of our glorious carb-free HEAVEN.
APPLICATION 
Submit a timestamped photo 
here or to me via DMs of yourself 
(no faces) proving that you're thin. This can be a full body shot. A scale 
photo 
(with ankles showing). A wrist shot. ANY part of your body that can irrevocably show that you are thin. I will repeat - I DO NOT WANT A PHOTO 
OF YOUR FACE (that's for the Hot Badge). If you are concerned 
about PI do note that all photos submitted for the Thin badge will be visible to anyone viewing your profile when they click on your thin badge. This is done for lulz and to ensure that those you are bullying for being obese 
are sure that you are, indeed, thin and thus better than them.
Do your part to ensure that all those bullying others due to their body size is done appropriately and by the correctly sized people that deserve to bully 
others for their proportions.
Thank you!
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My wife is thin enough for the both of us
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That's why you keep her passport in the safe you fat mong.
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You edited this
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And I'm thin so what are you gonna do about it.
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Probably frick my wife and then eat
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you would be eating. Fatass
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eating kitty is an exercise
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dog post :)
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Is that a Cavalier?
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Your wife's hair is thin enough for the both of us
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