No food tastes as good as skinny 
feels, and no badge 
commands respect 
quite like the Thin badge 
does.
It's been awhile since we've taken stock 
of our gorgeous svelte kingdom, and considering the !Thin ping group 
applications have been piling up into the hundreds (full of potentially FAT people mind you) I think 
it's time we have a little 
check 
in and give some of those unproven potentially rotund r-slurs a chance to prove themselves worthy of being a part of our glorious carb-free HEAVEN.
APPLICATION 
Submit a timestamped photo 
here or to me via DMs of yourself 
(no faces) proving that you're thin. This can be a full body shot. A scale 
photo 
(with ankles showing). A wrist shot. ANY part of your body that can irrevocably show that you are thin. I will repeat - I DO NOT WANT A PHOTO 
OF YOUR FACE (that's for the Hot Badge). If you are concerned 
about PI do note that all photos submitted for the Thin badge will be visible to anyone viewing your profile when they click on your thin badge. This is done for lulz and to ensure that those you are bullying for being obese 
are sure that you are, indeed, thin and thus better than them.
Do your part to ensure that all those bullying others due to their body size is done appropriately and by the correctly sized people that deserve to bully 
others for their proportions.
Thank you!
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Just re-upping my badge:
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You already have the badge you b-word.
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I wish you'd touch me like that
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How many top teeth do you clearly show when you smile?
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10 (I counted)
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Your arm doesn't look that gay but ten teeth is a gay vote from me
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I'm gonna be real, they're not all real (skateboarding accident)
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I love you just the way you are
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Is a lot of teeth a gay thing?
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It seems like guys with wide smiles tend to be a bit fancy
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Was this in Florida?
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