I have basically not stopped farting for the past several days. When I take a shit, there’s an audible and vaguely metallic clank when it hits the bowl.
This didn’t happen when I lived with my foid. I was civilized. But I don’t play video games or watch porno or do anything other than work and eat fiber. I eat extremely spicy food to keep pooping entertaining.
At first, I couldn’t tolerate it, it felt like I’d eaten a stone. I was in horrible pain. But now, I shit four times a day and fart almost as much as I breathe. If I did any sort of respiratory study, they’d probably deduce I had some sort of metabolic disorder causing me to exhale methane and hydrogen sulfide.
I farted about fourteen times while I was writing this post.
What’s your excuse for not eating huge amounts of fiber?
Goodnight my friends! Sleep well!
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Spreading lies on the internet and then reacting with glee when people take them seriously is no more morally defensible when the aim is to create 'drama' than it is when the aim is to smear a political opponent, undermine a political cause that costs your business money, or damage the reputation of an enemy. This 'the internet is the wild west' nonsense is a truly bizarre way to rationalise that kind of behaviour. Especially when we've seen this year how misinformation costs lives in the US and beyond. The dude who says 'in real life I am a democrat on the internet I am a misogynist blah blah' is an absolute moron. What he means is, 'on the internet I can be a misogynist, I can be a liar, and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me.' This idea that's not 'who you are in real life' is self-deluding teenage level nonsense.
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Snappy pls it’s true
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