I have basically not stopped farting for the past several days. When I take a shit, thereโs an audible and vaguely metallic clank when it hits the bowl.
This didnโt happen when I lived with my foid. I was civilized. But I donโt play video games or watch porno or do anything other than work and eat fiber. I eat extremely spicy food to keep pooping entertaining.
At first, I couldnโt tolerate it, it felt like Iโd eaten a stone. I was in horrible pain. But now, I shit four times a day and fart almost as much as I breathe. If I did any sort of respiratory study, theyโd probably deduce I had some sort of metabolic disorder causing me to exhale methane and hydrogen sulfide.
I farted about fourteen times while I was writing this post.
Whatโs your excuse for not eating huge amounts of fiber?
Goodnight my friends! Sleep well!
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When does your foid get back? I can tell you love her lots and I hope you two are reunited soon.
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Almost a full year from now unless I can work something out sooner. Yes, we are very much in love. Men should not live without a woman to remind them that they are more than animals. Thank you for asking.
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