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Why do so many middle aged men grunt and moan in Walmart bathrooms???

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Why do so many middle aged men grunt and moan in Walmart bathrooms???

Every day like fricking clockwork, I'll be minding my own business, using the bathroom, and a grown butt man in the stall next to me will sit down and absolutely rip butt. As if that wasn't bad enough, again, like clockwork, they'll always grunt and moan. Every. Single. Time. For what reason??

Is there some unspoken rule for middle aged men using Walmart bathrooms?? It happens too often for it to be a coincidence. It usually isn't grunts of pain or even strenuous grunts (trying hard to push it out), it's just casual moaning. Almost like moans of pleasure?? Am I the only one slightly concerned about this?

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Nobody stops to take a shit in a Walmart bathroom because things are going well in their life.

:#marseyhesright:

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When I was a trucker, I would always burn a shower credit to take a shit. This is because people in the bathroom would literally shriek in joy and pain as they took a five day truck stop food shit. It was revolting. I don't think most of those men had taken a solid dump in a decade.

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:#marseyimpossibrugenocide:

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They have a potty in the shower room

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It burns when I piss sometimes. That's why.

https://media.giphy.com/media/zKRlxWqdP4NTok3Ppl/giphy.webp

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If someone needs to use the Walmart bathroom, I assume it's a Level 9 Cataclysm event. Of course they're going to moan with relief.

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I would rather die of a perforated colon than take a dump in a public potty.

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It's the manly feeling go to do these grunts when you turn 50 :marseynotes:

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imagine using walmart pottys. imagine having to do that every day at noon.

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