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Geezer who makes $30k a year asks how he can get a hot zoomer gf

https://old.reddit.com/r/AgeGap/comments/1cbia6c/serious_connection_or_gold_digger/?sort=controversial

Serious connection or Gold Digger

As an older man, I often run into a huge number of young women who say they want an older man to have a relationship with, but turn out wanting a "sugar daddy" or someone to take care of them.

I have even seen advice here suggesting young women promise men s*x and flirt with them to get gifts and money with no intention of engaging in a sincere relationship.

Without outright saying "I'm poor, you're going to be pulling your own weight." how should an older man seek out and make connections with attractive women that may be younger or similar in age?

If you are a woman, what attracts you to older men that is not money and "stability"?

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Why doesn't he pretend to be rich??? Is he stupid or something?

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Yeah if they can pretend to love him then he can pretend to be rich lmao

But I guess he is kinda dumb.

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My fella, this man makes $30k/year and thinks he's in the tax bracket that warrants concerns of gold diggers. This boy dumb as heck.

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Gold diggers are like parasites. And in the way basically all life has some type of parasite all social strata has mooches and gold diggers.

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The same falacy @pizzashill tried to pull until @Pog wised up and went for bongastani cocktail wiener instead.

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I make more than double what that guy does lol. Probably 3x if you consider post tax.

Pojoms mom is batshit insane and not worth dealing with.

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Lmao are you seriously bragging about making around 60-70k?

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Thats what he makes lol

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Pizza what's 2 * 30,000?

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He makes like 65 or 70 bud.

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Pizza you fricking moron

You said you make double what a man making 30,000 dollars makes

How much money does pizza make

You dense fricking strag

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Why did you stop larping that you were making 150k+ ?

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Wasnt a larp and i didnt stop lol

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I have a hard time believing a kroger district manager can clear 125k even in portland.

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You forgot how he has well over a million in the market

Honestly feel bad for him though, move back to Florida, Oregon is retrded if your not from there

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Pretty r-slurred even if you are from here. If you don't have people here then you really should leave as soon as possible.

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:marseyhanging#talking:

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I can't believe how publicly messy this is getting. While I dispise what you say I'm glad you are being selective on your cord selection. NO one wants to use waterski stuff ala' Juicy, but a proper 1" manilla maybe too hard to properly tie.

Either way, IF you buy a Red hat And a counterfeit Trump 2024 flag And post it, I will send you $100 Canadian dollars to your parents Florida home.

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didnt you quit

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:#marseyexcited:

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Tell the girl you're a real penny-pincher, but you'll sign over your entire fortune to her in your will. Free s*x upfront, then when you croak she can't do shit about it.

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This only works on a very specific type of foid who is willing to play the long game but also happens to be extremely stupid (even though she think's she's smart). Anyway, good luck to FroCho on getting that geezer peepee I guess

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  • JimieWhales : :marseycrying: you never believed in my girlboss LuLaRoe business!

extremely stupid (even though she think's she's smart)

There's lots of these people in the world. Like the ones who think they're smarter than normies because they're in a pyramid scheme.

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that's how you get murdered

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People who commit murder to get an inheritance in the modern day are certified r-slurs. It made sense back in the 1800's, but there's like a 90% chance they'll catch your butt nowadays.

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source?

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No πŸ™‚

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thought so. I'd kill you and get away with it if you were dumb enough to marry me

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:daydream:

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brilliant plan

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probably too poor to front, not even hood-rich

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My car is in the shop. Yes for 3 weeks now. Those Porsche 911 uhhhhh turbochargers uhhhh are pretty hard to find.

Yeah this is my fourth house I was using it as a rental but its closer to work so Im staying here while they do renos on my main place. Apartment? No no its a condo. Its just a bit old I got it for a steal.

My work? Oh im a consultant. Mostly focusing on unlocking synergies in business combinations. Oh. Yeah that means, well actually its pretty boring lets talk about your tits.

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My mansion is getting fumigated right now. It's so huge that it's taken a whole month.

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Why doesn't he just get a job that pays more than that?

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Please don't talk like a Redditer

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[unAckman] Mfkin penny pinchers made me pay half that amount in taxes last year

[Ackman] pffff I make that amount in a day

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If you are a woman, what attracts you to older men that is not money and "stability"?

literally nothing lmao. if you are a moid, what makes you so completely delulu?

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I have a thing for liverworts :marseyindignantwoman:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17139896840369978.webp :horn#y!:

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How average 40+ year old moid imagine he looking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713994451504992.webp

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Wiz LaQueefa?

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Wrong

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How old is old? I see silver foxes every now and then.

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Silver foxes do tend to be rich and stable tbf

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Mostly true. I met this one pretty hot old rock climber guy at Yosemite who lived out of a van and just bummed around climbing mountains. He was broke but he was also in insanely good shape.

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There are at least a hundred of these types of guys hanging out at every ski resort, usually divorced with teenage kid he sees twice a year, likes to meditate, and smokes weed more for the lingering back injury that won't go away at his age than for the high

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:#marseynotes: :#marseysexy:

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Did you guys have s*x?

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Nah. I kind of wanted to but it seemed too degenerate to do it on a bouldering mat in the back of a Ford Econoline. Maybe I played myself though.

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God girl I love you but you have the absolute WORST taste in men

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I said I didn't sleep with him in his dirtbag van! Feeling really judged rn

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Reverse slutshamed :#unoreverse:

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Coming from you, this is extra harsh

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@tempest possible gf btw

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@JimieWhales Oh heyyyyy

So um what's your opinion on financial market microstructure :marseyshy:

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I think they should limit tick frequency because HFT isn't actually adding liquidity, it's just making everyone waste a lot of money and smart peoples' time building microwave towers in corn fields. Fricking ridiculous.

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I ship you two, I'm serious. Both career focused, very smart. Both more than surface level. Invite me to the wedding? @JimieWhales @tempest

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https://media.giphy.com/media/YOkAHL2KFJosmI7rlR/giphy.webp

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I have 100% done exactly this. I just want you to know that. Crash pads actually aren't very comfortable.

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That's a shame.

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I think if he's old enough to be your dad then he's officially old and not just "older"

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Chris Evans is 42, Henry Cavil is 40, so is Chris Hemsworth. Jason Momoa is 44.

Idk I think they'd probably be attractive if they were working at 7/11.

Now, the average moid has nothing attractive about then, that's why adult men that haven't had s*x before 30 is like 27%

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literally nothing lmao. if you are a moid, what makes you so completely delulu?

That's not true. Women only love me for my enormous peepee

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Does this r-slur actually think women date men 20+ years older than them for anything other than resources?

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Who is sexiest male famous star over 40 ?

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I'm not into male stars, I'm only into schizophrenic incels

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Sadly I ain't 40

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:marseykneel:

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Daddy issues

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I mean he could be a poor and still pull it off, but if he has to neurodivergentally ask how then it's never gonna happen

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Young women are the worst. Spinster maxxing is where its at

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Well hello there, sailor :marseyfans:

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I made a joke referencing the internet being a series of tubes to one of my younger friends yesterday and he didn't get it.

I looked it up to show them 'how did you not hear this it was only a couple of years ago'

It happened in 2006 :marseydeadinside2:

Is this what getting old feels like

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I was a high school sophomore in 2006. But I could sort of infer what the joke was anyway.

The one that blew my mind is they're making an Amy Winehouse biopic... she's been dead for 13 years. :marseyrussel:

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Jimie is about the same age as me :#marseynotes:

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Did ur egg crack in 2016 bb?

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No. I bugged out of burgertown before that. I was never driven mad by TDS living in DDR's America.

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Based Queen

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I miss Bush.

I also believe humans and fish can co-exist peacefully :#carpexcited:

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See boys? It's just that easy :#marseycool:

My sister is 8 years younger than me so all foids that are her age or close to it would just be weird

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he types like the loser version of SPAL lol :#marseyspaltypingtalking:

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Spal is a loser himself though? :marseyconfused:


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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he has rizzed many dramafoids :tayshrug:

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Like shooting depressed self harming neurodivergent BPD fish in a barrel of depressed self harming neurodivergent BPD fish

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brother that makes him more of a fricking loser lmao

fricking a dramafoid is worse than fricking a fattie


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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i hate you so fricking much unless you're just a coping incel

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Why all that emotion over that statement? :marseyconfused2:

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I'm married and in !verifiedhot


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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It's over for ugly low iq p-do… should had been born in Pakistan

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lmao

I want young and fit

I can offer old and decrepite

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He is old and alone. Why not debtmaxx and nail young dumb girls


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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Any good relationship I've had started as a friendship first.

Friendships are by definition not about money.

Make friends

Gayest advice I've ever heard, guaranteed he's not married

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Darn, I make almost 7x as much. Where's my zoomer gold digging gf?

Lol @i_only_blow_goats hating.

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Waiting for you in Poland

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He should get a van. Teen !biofoids dig guys with vans

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Total foid death

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Hmmm.

He should make more money.

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>If you are a woman, what attracts you to older men that is not money and "stability"?

This r-slur is this old and still hasn't learned the game :marseylaughpoundfist:

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He should try stalking. That always worked with me.

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Tell him to come here

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How did Frozen become shiny? Gambling? A gift from @The10thMan? Sure as shit she didn't save her pennies.


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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