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It's straight since she's a woman.
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10/10 would highly recommend! Remember to douche before s*x though
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Only if you get into that trussy.
Anal is always queer coded.
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Sometimes it's just about hurting women for the fun of it
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Lesbian coded
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so are you
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Lapp back on the s*x quest.
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The fun thing about Lappposting is that you can't really tell if he is on his meds or off.
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He is in an enlighted state of being, the high he gets after pulling a cute anime girl on gacha games.
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Using childish euphemisms is super fembrained.
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My machine
elves are going 
to town on you. I am dedicating their full attention 
on you specifically. Just remember I can control 
your perception 
of time when you are in the astral realm. 10 minutes will feel like 10000 years and those machine 
elves have big peepees.
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.
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I'll give you the ketchup bottle special
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