The governor of South Dakota really thought a story about how she murdered a puppy in cold blood would engender her to voters lmao

https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1783849977409671483

I grew up on a farm but luckily it wasn't Kristi Noem's farm or otherwise I'd be dead in a gravel pit.

I'm not making this up when I say she brought a happy tail wagging 14-month-old puppy to a gravel pit and then murdered it in cold blood and threw it into a shallow grave rather than find it a new home. Everything I just said is true and something she admitted to thinking she would get votes.

She literally wrote this into a book and it's not the only animal she murdered in the story lmao

This is the puppy btw:

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Rightoids really will defend the most deranged people if they have "Republican" in their name !nonchuds

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no. killing a dog that bites is good. Americans are incredibly soft on animals and treat them better than their own kids. this mentality is the reason for your pit prob lem

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In the article I read about it she was quoted as saying the dog attacked a neighbors chickens, not humans

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You can't have animals that kill other people's animals running loose

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im pretty sure that if the guy who owned the chickens saw what looked like a wild dog slaughtering them itd be standard practice to shoot it. Defending livestock is no joke.

!slots100

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Pitbullmisia!

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Sure, but you put down dogs that attack and hurt humans, if a dog is hurting other people's chickens they can just keep it away from those chickens. Its not a proportional response

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They couldn't do it before. Besides, why should somebody have his property destroyed by something that doesn't have enough sense to do better, while having no real life value?

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Kind of odd for her to shoot it for going after someone else's chickens. Chicken Man would have been 100% justified in shooting it, but shooting your own dog is odd, unless it's dying or just a psycho dog.

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a farm dog that bites livestock has to go as well

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same fricking shit

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For what it's worth all my Conservatard FB friends seem to be up in arms about this

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Tbt that time Mitt Romney strapped the terrified family pet to the roof of their car in his carrier and then hosed it down after it shit itself in fear. And then told this story like it made him look good.

Why do rightoids think callous contempt for helpless creatures = LEADERSHIP?

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Politicians are just literally :marseyme: that evil regardless of party :marseymooncricket: affiliation

They'd sell their own mama into slavery if they thought :marseymindblown: it'd give them a few votes


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Sure, sure, but why do they think, "Hey did I tell you about the time I blew this adorable puppy's brains out?" will get them a few votes?

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Because politicians are the dumbest most power :marseyzeldaganondorf: hungry :marseyvorezombiewolf: people around. If you were smart :marseyhyperbrain: and power :marseyoverheadpress: hungry :marseyvorezombiewolf: you'd be the one buying politicians


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Dramatards' reflexive contrarianism aside, did none of her advisers and consultants take a moment to think how this would be received? Not even her publisher?

Lol everyone loves dogs. Leftoids love dogs. I occasionally go to gab.com and consumeproduct looking for drama to post, and they love dogs too.

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She's going for critical support from /r/dogfree users

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She should have added another story where she did the same thing to a baby, then she'd have the full Redditor spectrum supporting her.

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I mean I hate dogs and I think this is in poor taste. Like beating up an r-slured kid

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What else was she supposed to do with it on a farm?? Take it back to the shelter where it's be killed anyway lmao

Assuming she's telling the truth about the dogs constant r-sluration this is what happens on every farm in the world

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Yeah but you don't broadcast that to a sea of morons with no frame of reference beyond their really weird obsession with heckin doggos

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People are r-slurred, I don't see why this means you shouldn't say something that is fundamentally true

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Hate them, too

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lolcow.farm hates dogs lmao, they have dog hate threads

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Even the dogs reject them? :marseygiggle:

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consumeproduct

What's their .TLD this week? .xyz? .biz? .cx? And what will it be next week?

Kicked out of 109 hosting providers; smdh

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What a bunch of urbanites you guys are :marseyeyeroll: . Sometimes you just gotta take an animal by the backpaws and skull him against a tree, it's just farm life.

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!bumpkins check out the war in the replies :marseypopcorntime:

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It's amazing how she managed to turn basically all the rightoids against her. And everyone else of course


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post birth puppybortion is an essential component of women's rights chud :marseyklenny2: :marseyshooting:

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As a supporter of pro-choice I'm pro puppy shotgun abortion


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Drown your puppies to own the libs

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:hesepsteinyouknow#:

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whn I was child my dad shot our dog he ke4pt eating the goats

14months is more than a year I wouldn't call that a puppy albiet


recently someone dumped a pitbul looking thing in our driveway it wouldn't leave so we took it and redumped it lol. perhaps should have done the needful :marseytroublemaker:

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The vicious dog in question:

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I mean it was crunching chickens on repeat I might be :marseybiast: but a lot of serial killers look handsome too

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Andrew Cunanan too.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141941805477355.webp

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:marseytucker: when he's not squinting.

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Fricking ruralcels LMAO

>Shit fire, Snery-Bob! I ain't puttin up no darn fence round our surviving goat wives. I need that wood to change mah oil-h.

:#pointgun: :!#marseyhank:

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new meaning for sent the dog to live on a farm :marseymagdump: :marseydead:

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that's literally what it has always meant you gullible frick

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:#marseysob:

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When I went to civilization after 18 years of growing up white trash in BFE, I quickly learned a lot of my upbringing was not normal and to never speak of it again.

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I grew up on a farm. I've been traumatized by watching kittens drowned in a bucket. If I was a state governor it would never ever ever ever ever ever ever end up in a book about me lmao.


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Is it really that much easier than sterilizing them and letting them be rat catchers

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I mean, yeah it wasn't that hard for my dad


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Also wtf is the necessity for drowning kittens in a bucket? Did your stepfather need spankfuel?

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My dad said there was too many cats on the farm. And then he drowned a bunch of kittens in a bucket.


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To be clear, I'm against drowning kittens in a bucket. This was trauma I experienced as a child. Meanwhile, the governor of South Dakota was like "heck yeah I shoot puppies lmao".

She's basically my dad but with a vagina and I hate vagina


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You had a step-dad and now have a mommy issue. Its a common thing.

I guess what I'm saying is you should do a little digging and look into your past.

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I'm sure he might do a little digging, alright.

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You mean that when faced with your past, he might not be able to get erect

I'm sure he'll be alright.

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She's waaay hotter than your pawpaw tbf.

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"But dad, you can just drop them off like a half mile from here!"

"What's done is done, son."

:#marseyflushzoomzoom:

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Got your deep secret right now, If you did end up a guv'na it would most certaintly end up on a book tour

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Wait so ur issue is not the act itself but just that she spoke about it??? In a autobiographical book??

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Her irl

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WTF? I love Cobra Commander now?

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You didn't before?

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I love her so much

!rottingcorpses

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Okay say the dog was really vicious enough to need to be put down, why on gods green earth would you put that in your fricking book as a politician holy heck. Even if its the right thing to do it looks fricking terrible.

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I've never seen anyone burn their political career to the ground faster than this.


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she's right. she's like that meme, with the one guy standing against the ocean of normies "yes, you are all wrong"

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She's going for that all important "I kill puppies" vote


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people be like "oh i love golden retrievers" without realizing how many dogs were killed till the breed was bred to what it is today. yes you destroy shit puppies because they have bad genetics. if only we could do it to all shitbull puppies.

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"I kill puppies 2024"

Well she has the rDrama vote locked up


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Maybe I'm just lazy but I don't feel compelled to do anything that will happen without my assistance

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She just like me

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Did your family work the land or rent the famrhouse on it?

Just asking because I moved from the city to a tiny farm town when I was in high school and made friends with a bunch of the hick kids. Attacking livestock was like #1 on the list of a farm dog/cat's ways to get itself shot. The farmers just usually don't go bragging about it like this r-slur lady. :marseyxd:

Personally, I didn't have much of a stomach for the way they sometimes treated the cuddlier types of animals, but I did go on dozens of drunken coyote hunts, and coyotes are basically just dogs that like to attack chickens. :marseyshrug:

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Worked it. My dad still has it, though he's much older now so he pays people to do all the work.


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I thought you were lying with the title. Crazy butt b-word :marseywinemom:

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Ugly

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And I thought only coastal progressives and libtards could be this out of touch with the average American... Holy heck

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don't touch a rightoids beer, guns, dogs, or daughters.

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Please stop violating reddit rules, making an account when you are 12. Also, please stop using the word r-slurred as a slur, you're just convincing me more and more that you're a Nazi.

Snapshots:

https://twitter.com/KristiNoem/status/1783849977409671483:

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