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As I'm getting older, I find myself forgetting to do stupid little things more often and it's totally by accident but recently, I keep forgetting to zip up my pants after taking a piss

Like I button them but I don't sip it up and then I just wash my hands and walk out and then maybe 10 minutes later I looked down and I see like underwear sticking out of my pants or my wiener pressing against the underwear, my balls pressing against the underwear, jumping out of my pants and I just wonder, Are these the beginning stages of my Alzheimer's? if so, it is a scientific breakthrough, discovered by a slight breeze on my wiener

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Same thing happens to me if I get distracted during the process.

Remember the routine and don't get distracted.

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ok good you're alive king

saw some crazy photos of IA earlier

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714203483219134.webp

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I'm 6,000 miles away homie. The fam is good tho.

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Get the jeans with a bit of elastic in them they make anymore. They have enough give you can just loosen your belt and whip your shit out without undoing your pants at all.

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Dement ia

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