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Wigglehard Hard/On Foreverwiggle  11d ago (text post) 53 thread views #264605

Bananacels let me tell you about the time I microwaved a banana peel, and use the slimy part of the peel to jack off

When i was a teenager maybe even 12 years old I remember watching some TV show where a guy suggested that if you wanted the most authentic feeling of getting kitty outside of getting it, that you should microwave a banana peel and jack off with the slimy side. I don't remember much about my experience doing so but I do know that after I was done, I was able to eat the actual banana so there's that.

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