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yolomeister they/them I payed 25 DC for this flair and all I got was this lousy text  14d ago (youtube.com) 717 thread views #264869

Youtube essayist forgets pencils exist for 15 full minutes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nb1PrONDHhk

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It angers me when people at work write with pencil. Pencils are for children. Adults write in pen

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erasorable chads keep winning

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Skill issue.

Real chads don't make mistakes.

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U r indian, u get 2 make spelling mistakes and just call it anticoloniamlism

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Don't appropriate my language u filthy Dane

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This is why all my grad school :marseygrad: notes :marsey911roofer: are in fountain pen ink

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Did you erase the 3rd n in "winning?"

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haha you fell into my trap!! See how I modified that word without having to retype the whole sentence in another piece of comment??? ERASORABLE CHADS KEEP WINNING

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKo6uiyLXcb4fqE/giphy.webp

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Erasers are for cute twinks. Think before you write and commit to it, insecure incel erasercel

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Where do crayons fit in? :marseycrayoneater:

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Well crayons are for children of course, colored pencils are slightly more adult but given that pencils are for children I'd have to say colored pencils should stop being used in the teenage years. Now you might expect the logical conclusion of this argument to be that markers are for adults, since they combine the permanence of a pen with the color of a crayon... But actually markers are for children even stupider than the crayon users for reasons I won't explain now. Paint brushes are for adults

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On a scale of markers to pens where would you say apples lie?

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Apples are generally a childrens food, especially when reduced to a paste or "sauce" or in juice form.

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Where would you rank estrogen pills?

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hmmmm... I was trying to think of something funny but I'm all tapped out. Give them to the kids or something as well idk

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bruh hasnt ever seen a pastel

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People still write on paper?

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Actually I still etch stone for my personal diary and most of my important documents but yes paper is still a thing despite the environmentalists protests

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I use it for figuring out how I'm going to do something, or for short notes.

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It angers me when men don't carry a quality pen with them of their own for signing receipts and forms. Didn't even have to be a fountain pen or anything, but a good quality ballpoint with a replaceable cartridge. I took a course at the community college in machining and made a based titanium pen for myself that I treasure.

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I have a Lamy ballpoint I use and a Space Pen

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Space pen cartridges are practically perfect in every way. The pen I made uses one of them

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Mathematicians get pissy about pens

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I just carry around a chalkboard with me in case I need to do any derivations :marseynerd2:

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Theres only only chalkboard left at my uni and everyone :marseynorm: fights over it.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I swear half of these video essay channels are just farming out the visuals to the same company. Pair that with ai-generated scripts and you have endless slop to publish.

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I was watching one about Howard Stern the other day that got something so blatantly wrong I wondered how they even missed it. And I don't even listen to Howard Stern. Most of them have extremely blatant typos or their slides contradict what they're saying which is just lazy for a 10-20 minute video.

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This pen design was invented in 1950

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yZiRURDi88kAAAAd/pewdiepie-hmm.gif

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I refuse :marseyprotestno: to write :marseychingchongnotes: with anything :marseycoleporter: other than a bic crystal :marseychaosemerald: or a bic crystal :marseychaosemerald: smooth :marseydarkfoidretard: if they're available.

This video :marseyzeldalinktimeadult: is terminal YouTube :marseykingharkinian: essay brainrot.

"How bic changed the world"

"First let me talk about the history :marseytrump: of the pen and go into detail about specifically how pens work, the point :marseytedsimp3: of the video :marseyprincesszeldatotk: is only 2 minutes long and at the very end and is otherwise uninteresting :marseybrokenrecord: amd could have been summed up in three :marseycerebrus: sentences"

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I wish we could get rid of all youtube essayist. Perhaps we could use the rail system to gather them together in big warehouses, and then find an efficient system to weed out their numbers. And we'd get them real job like masonry and if they worked hard enough we'd let them leave.

I haven't figured it all out yet but something like that.

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Nah it's something to listen to at work when i don't feel like music

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Buy Bitcoin.

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I hate this pen, the cartridge or whatever it's called bends inside the tube making it pain to use

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