Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:
Some of the typical comments:
Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! π§‘π
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He's beautiful I love him π₯°β€οΈ congratulations!
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Honey still seems displeased.
Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.
Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit
GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway
I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other
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*Refers to their dog breed as 'velvet hippo'*
"Wait! Why is it so violent and aggressive??"
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Referring to a toddler as a resource
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yea wtf, they are anything but
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Yeah, lazy is what they are
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These are the people who get angry when you do anything comparing women to objects...
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Resource guarding is a kind of behavior you fricking idiot. You moron.
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Don't care, got coin
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Basado
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I noticed that as well. Makes it easier to cope after the child is mauled to death by their βprecious little angelβ
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Redditors seem like the type at a party to be like "ackshually hippos are the most dangerous animal on the planet!" so i have no idea why they'd invite the comparison.
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You're comparing the legacy "I'm smarter than you" science lover nerd Redditor and the modern "I came here from Tumblr three weeks ago" lady Redditor.
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""""Lady""""
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I think the rescue crowd are mostly foids
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Because these are foid redditors, so they are too stupid to know hippos are dangerous animals.
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Unless theyre quitters that get bit, I guess...
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Their dogs love dogs too... for snacks
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Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals on Earth, so the name doesn't really make sense in the first place.
I wouldn't be shocked if the subreddit was a foreign psyop and was intentionally named velvet hippos as an inside joke, to poke fun at how r-slurred pibble owners are.
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