https://twitter.com/Oilfield_Rando/status/1784340823691104660
Imagine a woman dragging you from literal royalty to hawking f**king jellies and jams https://t.co/h2ulfFRd9o
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) April 27, 2024
Is this one of the humiliation rituals the rightoids keep posting about? The ex-Prince and Princess who just want to be alone are now shilling Jams.
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I like how they leafified them.
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Leafs have the queen on their money.
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No they fricked up bad. They got cut off from all of their royal bennies and then failed to produce content for the podcast and other stuff they got deals for. With their massive expenditures they have to take whatever work they can get.
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Prince Harry OF when?
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You paying for it?
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For the chance to see Prince Harry's Prince Albert? You better believe I am.
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Prince Harry said in his memoir that he wanted to leave the royal family before he even met Meghan. I think he's always dreamed of being a California star instead of being a stuffy royal.
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Interesting, hope he kills himself in that case because lmao.
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God, I hate being a prince...
Why, God!? Why wasn't I born a Roblox streamer? My real talents lie in vtubing! Jesus, it's me, Prince Harry. Are you listening? I have a ringlight, and my ginger belly needs a Jolly Bee muckbang.
No, I was born to make pseuedohistory video essays detailing how the Third Reich and Hitler was foretold by the Book of Revelation.
Uneasy lies the head that wears a Burger King crown
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He wanted to leave the royal family cause he wasn't a first born. Congrats to him for escaping bong land anyways.
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Wouldn't be the first king who had to kill a bunch of kids ahead of him
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Royal children used to poison rivals, raid their parent's treasury, and behead their brothers to get ahead. Royal children today just attend wedding on TV (no murders), host podcast, and lie.
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An interesting fact is that Constantinople was raided in part because Orhan Γelebi was there and had a claim to the throne. The invasion was partially due no needing to get rid of him.
The rightful Ottoman ruler fought and died with the Christians defending Constantinople
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Said as much in his diss track:
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British Royals will shill anything.
Theres some Bong noble selling milk in China.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2020/01/21/peter-phillips-queens-grandson-uses-royal-connection-milk-advert/#:~:text=Mr%20Phillips%2C%20son%20of%20the,according%20to%20the%20Daily%20Mail.
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If the Royals use your product in the palaces
you're allowed to add the warrant of appointment to the packaging here
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They couldn't find a fat one and dress them up as a cow?
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I bet the jam has something insidious in there
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The jam I make from the wild blackberries growing in my property absolutely mogs whatever slop this is.
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He married a black, how could he not know she'd grift when she got his money?
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Could've fooled literally anyone
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I wanna pizzakill myself.
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He says unironically to the "common folk" (terminally online fricking freaks) on Twitter
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