-- it's from a porno lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7fxd/ekt_is_found_heavy_nsfw_warning/?sort=controversial
This mf skimmed thru 12 hours of pornographic material to find the song 
In other news, the man who brought the lost media to the Internet's attention originally, Carl92, has been outed as a coomer. And by extension, anyone who says that they recognized this song is also a coomer.
Since your pasta is dry,
https://xhamster.com/videos/angels-of-passion-1986-9452781 (song at about 1:07:31)
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You need to add more context. Was this song a meme?
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Someone named "Carl92" uploaded a short 17 second clip of the song because he wanted to know where it was from. The post blew up, a rip of it got 800k views on youtube and the subreddit /r/everyoneknowsthat (45k members) was created to help search for it. Over the past 2 years people have been doing deep FBI-tier reasearch into the wereabouts of the song, and somehow, some way, through the magic of weaponized autism, it's now here.
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This is so r-slurred it hurts
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Knows_That_(Ulterior_Motives)
So a Spanish coomer just wanted help identifying the song in a porno. But since he lied about where he heard the song, thousands of internet neurodivergents started treating it like some sacred mystery
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Neurodivergent lost media shit
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Lost media cels are so neurodivergent it actually creeps me out. Like they're somehow more off putting than fricking speed runners. I can't explain why in words, but human beings just know something is disgusting when they see it.
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I just like old books.
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Imagine if they spend as mucheffort to undercover crimes of clinton family
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Then theyd all be dead by suicidd by now
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popslop
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iykyk
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So the porno actually produced this music?
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Yes, it was made for the porno.
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Now that's production value. They just don't make 'em like they used to
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nowadays it's just shitty 10 minute clips, back then they had hour long stories with SOVL
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Take a 27 year old brunette, give her neon glasses, upload it as "barely legal blonde teen", call it a day.
Modern "porn" isn't even worth it.
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don't forget the fake incest
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The women also didn't look like tatted up gutter trash.
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!zoomers
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BIg day for zoomerslop enjoyers
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Repost
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Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.
Yes, I have come from /r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.
First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.
Your automod message says โscalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think โscalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the โdiscriminationโ you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.
Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7fxd/ekt_is_found_heavy_nsfw_warning/?sort=controversial:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7ynh/ekt_has_officially_been_discovered_ulterior/?sort=controversial:
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https://xhamster.com/videos/angels-of-passion-1986-9452781:
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