Revolutionary Jinx-Krะฐyonist 
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1785245057483760091
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) April 30, 2024
Not war.
Not conquest.
No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette.
Fucking nerd.
Chefs are worms.
OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG ๐ฎ
Who cares.
Hardly getting knocked out is it.
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His whole energy is that chud meme where he doesn't like big asses, sports or alcohol and he thinks that makes him a based alpha
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His schtick working on young r-slurs is proof that children are too stupid to make life decisions
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I'm still not convinced this isn't all just the most amazing piece of performance art since Andy Kauffman.
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The first Andrew Tate post I saw he was posting about how true alpha chads order delivery because cooking is for cucks, I was positive it was shtick and remain unconvinced it isn't
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It's a shtick, he'll say ridiculous shit to try and stay relevant. The walls are closing in on him and he knows it.
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Like Kauffman dunking on rednecks in mid south wrestling there is some truth in the performance
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!goyslopenjoyers
Couldn't be us
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Imagine being a grown man and not getting excited about year long Mountain Dew Baja Blast in stores
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I'll drink anything and everything, as long as I have my Mountain Dew Baja Blast, I'm good.
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!sodadrinkers
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If you can't handle your liquids you ain't never gonna know how to handle your women.
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Sage advice
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As a true sodadrinker, i can take a sip of my soda, and immediately know what a woman wants.
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I'm sorry but it's getting discontinued soon.
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Sounds like that other fricking try-hard
who said cooking is gay, but baking is manly 
You can write as many books as you want about fricking/raping women around the world but you are still a gigantic
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lol i remember the roosh v baking scandal
his fans got upset because he got into bread making and his defense was that "bread making is scientific and men love science"
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So Tatechuds are just incels trying to get a mommie to make them tendies. Got it
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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This mf talking as if he's some venerated war hero and not someone who writes tweets for a living
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He's so boring.
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Tate knows a lot about getting knocked out
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He's so boring.
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I think he enjoys nothing accept his grifting at this point.
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Is his new grief just saying stupid shit for attention and reactions.
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Oh yeah? And who's gonna feed the soldiers while they are at war, huh? Are they gonna make their own food after they return, wounded and exhausted, from the battle? Yeah, I didn't think so. Maybe think before you post such r-sluration Andrew.
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He's not "schizoposting" he's telling the truth and if it's funny to you rather than deeply sad you don't recognize how the country has been deliberately ruined by Democrats and you're a soulless, unintelligent, subhuman bug communist, but what's new
Snapshots:
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1785245057483760091:
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