Hello rdrama. I have an exciting investment opportunity for my fellow dramneurodivergents. I guarantee that you will see returns on your drama coin in excess of 6,000,000%.
The pitch is simple:
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After a predetermined time a sophisticated algorithm will select a user from the comments to recieve their drama coin returns
This is a totally risk free investment with guaranteed returns. You have this one opportunity to make millions of drama coin. What are you waiting for?
Edit: lots of volatility in the dramacoin market today, but I managed to make some smart moves and already doubled everyone’s money! You guys are all going to be so rich! Be sure to invest! Again, this is a guaranteed return. There’s no way you can lose.
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I'm getting in early
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Welcome to the club! Just imagine driving along the French riveria in your brand new Porsche enjoying the dramacoin you’ve made from this wise investment decision. You are now an elite member of the global investing community.
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I'm having second thoughts though, man. I just found OP's reddit account, and I'm pretty sure he's a 🧃🦎
here's him at the UN sumit:
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I can do business with lizards
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I'm getting in late but maybe I can mine enough heckin up-or-down-dooterinos to get into the supreme meme c*nt-REEE KKKlub
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Sure buddy, keep at it hehe. You'll make it if you try hard enough. Just make sure to reinvest any earnings.
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Here take more! Take all Ive got! I'd be a fool not to invest!
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Really need this dramacoin
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This is a guaranteed return program. I would also recommend investing all of your parents and grandparents dramacoin so that they can enjoy stable, excellent returns for the rest of their retirement.
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Gimme gimme drama tendies,
be from freezer or from Wendy's
my appetite for drama coins,
is for a thing of much enjoin
If I cannot get marsey coins,
then shove a fencepost up your loins
GIMME GIMME, GIMME NOW,
I WANT MO MONEYS, WANT THEM NOW
IF POORER BY THE OFFER'S END,
AND GIVEN NOT A COIN TO SPEND,
THEN LIKE AN NEURODIVERGENT I SHALL REND!
REEEEE
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Thank you for your well considered and wise investment choice. Your drama coin is safe with us!
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thank you sr. epstien
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The dramacoin version of a pump and dump
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Au contraire! this is a sophisticated financial product that is usually limited to big hedge funds and banks. But today we are offering it to the general public. It’s top secret proprietary investment strategy practically prints drama coin! Ever wonder how hedge funds get so stinkin rich? This is it! Our expert financial engineers from all the top global universities have reviewed this strategy and the verdict is in: “It can’t lose!”
But time is limited. So invest now! And remember apes together strong!
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Bro, trust me, it's just like Reddit buying up Gamestop stocks. Nothing to worry about.
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more stable than crypto
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One day Dramacoin will be the only acceptible legal tender.
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Ok I'm the last of the smart dramacoin here, this literally can't backfire.
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MY CUMMYS Aint Yours
NOt THe CUmmies From ME.
I BLAST MY CUMMIES
FRom Atop THe Christmas Tree
Thax
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Upmarseyd.
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k
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Ponzo schemes are incredibly based, especially when they steal from the rich and famous 🐍reptile 🦖”people”. Bernie Made Off with my heart
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FREE ??
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Cool
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I hope I win.
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beep
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gimme dramacoin
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Intriguing. You’re the only one doing interesting shit with DC, so let’s see where this goes.
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HODL
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Reparations. Gib.
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shalom pls print some dramacoin for me
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Wow! I've already seen 300% return on my investment! Incredible how you manage my coin!
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STONKS
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Alright, frick it. I’m desperate for the alt-seeing eye award.
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IF @Chapose PAY IN 50K DRAMACOIN, HOW MUCH CAN @Chapose EXPECT TOO GET BACK NEXT WEEK? TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Hey guys, check out this sick swag I got
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To the moon!
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OPINION: We should use neurodivergent people as slave labor.
I mean, society's resources are wasted on them anyway, so we might as well put them to good use, even they can learn to mine minerals and suck peepee if we beat them enough. In fact, maybe beatings will cure them of autism.
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I hold my girlfriends purse while she shops so I am used to being a bag holder
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Can I still make some coins?
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Pebis benis
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We just don't think, that we are smarter. We truly are too smart for social media. We care for our privacy and are not s*x objects for horny 13y/o like on other Platforms (e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, etc.). We are Redditors. We are anonymous, but we still understand and care for each other.
Snapshots:
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If I get it I'll post my c*m on tummy.
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None of this shit is relevant because the admins just print more dramacoin for every single upmarsey
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its guaranteed? well I better enter then.
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I sure hope they don't move my dramacoin to an offshore account and file for bankruptcy!
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Real
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Ponzi schemes are good unless you're the last investor right?
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The earlier you get in, the more profitable.
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So true!
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I love ponzi schemes
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