Covered a 4 hour shift in Psych ward today so my friend could catch a flight. Went pretty well and then got a patient that was death glaring me, threatening to kill himself and me while masturbating using urine as lubricant. Fricked out of there and reread the report and it was a grown adult upset that he was asked to wash some dishes that resulted in a psych evaluation in the ER.
I don't have enough Grey Goose to deal with this.
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Pissing yourself and masturbating using the piss seems like a pretty weak move. At least go full schizo and use feces as lubricant.
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Please upvote AIDS, Gary.
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I'm a pretty solid dude, big frame, bartender, used to bounce for clubs and bars, and my favorite thing to do when I get drunk is watch the Fresh Prince and see Uncle Phil and Will and then I just cry and feel my emotions. I never had that so it resonates with me and gives me some type of release.
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