If I pull that off, will you die? 
Notorious "game" League of Legends has gotten "serious" 
Context here for people who have s*x. League of Legends is a terrible video game played by Sinos and Sinos with plastic surgery wherein mayos pretend that they have a chance because they are better than other mayos. King of the Mayoids is Fnatic, the European team that Euroslurs 
jerk themselves to when they beat Americans 
Fnatic is known for being one of the only "good" mayo teams in League. Unfortunately, they had a no show in the last Worlds Tournament going 1-5 and not even advancing to knock out stage.
This is where it gets juicy 
There were a lot of rumors about the team dynamics when a HVM named Upset left the team right before the big tournament to spend time with his first ever girlfriend 
. This made a lot of his LVM team quite Upset 
. Another player, Bwipo, refused to resign his contract. During the tournament, Bwipo got cucked by his girlfriend when he proposed to her and she said no, citing the failure of marriage for the modern kween 
. When questioned on this by fans, she referred to it as the "marriage debuff". He would later appear on stage and in public wearing the engagement ring around his neck in some bizarre display of Belgian mating rituals.
Just yesterday, an actual living 19 year old zoomer 
who somehow got hired to this highly professional organization had a breakdown on Twitter and exposed Upset as a HVM and 
'd about losing because of it. Also he wrote it in French and English which is actually a hint that he will be moving to the Toronto Leafs for the 2022 season because the org dropped his butt faster than the Rock's balls. Can you believe they actually sign million dollar contracts for this shit?
https://twitter.com/Ricadam_lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/fnatic/comments/r1ad1k/adam_tweet_longer_about_his_year_on_fnatic/
https://old.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/r1a9l1/adams_tweetlonger_on_why_he_left_fnatic/
That marsey is actually accurate by the way. He got hitched to a skinny cute redhead instead of playing a vidya. https://twitter.com/FNC_Upset/status/1422580071840296962?s=20
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