Proud trans lesbian MΓ©tis boomer USA site admins are busy jerking each other off right now over turkeys and america football so now's the perfect time to talk about how inferior the USA and US culture is compared to what we have going on at home. I'll start:
CANADA
First off, let it be known that Canada invented Thanksgiving, we celebrate it in October and the first recorded Thanksgiving feast was between Samuel de Champlain and the Mi'kmaq natives near what is modern day QuΓ©bec City in 1606, this was 15 years before Plymouth Rock settlement. So, Yankees you are ripping off our holiday which isn't surprising considering how you basically steal and appropriate everything else in your "culture".
Some other notable wins for Canada:
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Universal health care. You can grow as much cancer as you'd like in your body, you won't get a bill after doctors cut it all out of you.
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Subsidized higher education. I don't know anyone outside of MDs and Lawyers how have massive student debt loads. Also you can get student loans through the government who don't charge massive interest amounts.
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We speak English and French, not just the "American English" that Yankees speak
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Nobody here says "Aboot", that's just an r-slured American joke that we go along with while laughing behind their backs
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You won't get shot and killed here for jogging or for peacefully protesting
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We don't burn our cities down when we get pissed off about something
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New parents get 1 year paid maternity / paternity leave
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Legalized gay marriages in 2005, tens years before the USA
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Decriminalized / Legalized cannabis federally, you won't go to jail for 25 years for pot charges
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Way lower obesity rates
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Our life expectancy is longer, murder rates way lower, poverty levels way lower, education and literacy levels higher, less suicide, lower infant mortality
That's just the start of it. If you want to here's an article with 99 reasons why we have it better than the USA: https://macleans.ca/news/canada/99-reasons-why-its-better-to-be-canadian/
I'd say the only area where we have it shit is with 2 weeks paid holidays to start - but that is because our economy is so tied with the Yankees we have to be labour competitive with their stupidity.
Anyway, please do share how your country is better than the USA below. And, Happy USA Thanksgiving to our American pals!
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There's a lot of bbfas though...
Also I thought transgenders can legally change s*x, perform SRS and marry someone that is opposite their re-assigned s*x? Although they still face lots of discrimination (probably more than LGB ppl)
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i got flair locked for the vax flair lol, and marsey awarded so i couldn't elaborate that it's not as rampant as burgerland or at least amongst the youth hence the egg
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Someone set that flair on you?
i thought you got your booster cuz u
You should just draw new marsey-ies every time you post, and soon everyone can just marseypost exclusively
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It's illegal to be an egg there, no? And I don't know how you Asians stay so slim with all the noodles and high sodium, I eat too much salt I'll blow up like a balloon.
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Lol poor guy. At least you're a Marsey expert so hopefully 24 hours goes by easy for you.
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I read the first letter of each marsey.
Haha, that's so clever.
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Trying to decipher this is genuinely fun. What I've got is "No, the marsey award sucks. Frick BIPOCs, I'm seething."
How'd I do?
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Ok here we go:
Perish the thought! I love BLM and love BIPOCs. The previous poster was right that this is not a punishment. Someone cried and seethed about something I posted so they gave me the Marsey award. But I enjoy the Marsey award.
Warmer?
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Hmmm... let's delve into the hieroglyphs here.
I think some pearl clutchers got upset about Chiobu's pro-Black Life Matters post.
Some jannies approved, some didn't and gave him the marsey award which made him sad and seething.
But... the last line, people actually approve that you got the marsey award?
We need a Marsey that indicates wether you're talking in the first person about yourself or if you're talking about other people. The grammar is incomplete.
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Jannoid/ some rslur didn't approve of chiobus post, so he awarded marseyaward. Chiobu enters withdrawal and becomes depressed, but comes back in full force, owning the jannies and being totally not mad about marsey posting.
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wasn't a janny, it's some schizo. ban awarded me for dunking on rightoids and marseyed me for dunking on leftoids on that post about wikicels wanting to remove the article on communist mass-killings. he's still seething and made a post today to whine about it
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"No, marsey award makes me sad like an angry old man I'm seething IRL."
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Communicating with marsey award is like playing charades
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Haha, chiobu is a dumb dumb.
The only way not is for chiobu to reply βno Iβm not.β
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