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To commemorate American Thanksgiving let's use this thread to demonstrate how America sucks and how our countries are better.

USA site admins are busy jerking each other off right now over turkeys and america football so now's the perfect time to talk about how inferior the USA and US culture is compared to what we have going on at home. I'll start:

CANADA

First off, let it be known that Canada invented Thanksgiving, we celebrate it in October and the first recorded Thanksgiving feast was between Samuel de Champlain and the Mi'kmaq natives near what is modern day Quรฉbec City in 1606, this was 15 years before Plymouth Rock settlement. So, Yankees you are ripping off our holiday which isn't surprising considering how you basically steal and appropriate everything else in your "culture".

Some other notable wins for Canada:

  • Universal health care. You can grow as much cancer as you'd like in your body, you won't get a bill after doctors cut it all out of you.

  • Subsidized higher education. I don't know anyone outside of MDs and Lawyers how have massive student debt loads. Also you can get student loans through the government who don't charge massive interest amounts.

  • We speak English and French, not just the "American English" that Yankees speak

  • Nobody here says "Aboot", that's just an r-slured American joke that we go along with while laughing behind their backs

  • You won't get shot and killed here for jogging or for peacefully protesting

  • We don't burn our cities down when we get pissed off about something

  • New parents get 1 year paid maternity / paternity leave

  • Legalized gay marriages in 2005, tens years before the USA

  • Decriminalized / Legalized cannabis federally, you won't go to jail for 25 years for pot charges

  • Way lower obesity rates

  • Our life expectancy is longer, murder rates way lower, poverty levels way lower, education and literacy levels higher, less suicide, lower infant mortality

That's just the start of it. If you want to here's an article with 99 reasons why we have it better than the USA: https://macleans.ca/news/canada/99-reasons-why-its-better-to-be-canadian/

I'd say the only area where we have it shit is with 2 weeks paid holidays to start - but that is because our economy is so tied with the Yankees we have to be labour competitive with their stupidity.

Anyway, please do share how your country is better than the USA below. And, Happy USA Thanksgiving to our American pals!


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Nobody here says "Aboot", that's just an r-slured American joke that we go along with while laughing behind their backs

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Canadians actually say aboot and hother r-slurred stuff all the time they just tone it down around non Canadians. Get one flustered with some mocking or some alcohol and the worst version of the English language will spew out of their mouths like sewage

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False. Nobody says Aboot here it's total US r-slur nonsense propaganda. We do call everyone bud, buddy or guy that is true.

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It's closer to "aboat" than "aboot" and you only hear it if you go waaaaayyyyy up north.

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Ssshhhh.. Ixn-ay aring-say our-ay ecrets-say ith-way he-tay ankee-Yays.


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I'm stretched wide open for you bby.

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