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The way she slaps it and then throws it like a hammer is what makes it so entertaining (3)
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Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals? (-1)
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Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race. (-1)
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Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters. (18)
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Yes, there is a distinct difference between eating tasty food and murdering a living being personally. Both from a psychological perspective and a moral one. (1)
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If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you. (5)
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!bumpkins answer for this
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how would you establish your place in the pecking order?
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Some dipshit on the internet said if you're gonna break the law don't break more than one at a time, and I figure that goes for the law of God too so Hen-molesting on top of being !cuteandvalid is out the window
idfk, kick him? Bag and press himdown with a foot til he stops struggling?
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smdh as landlord of the coop, you technically qualify for the privilege of prima nocta, even if you don't exercise it.
he needs to know
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Kill the bird
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Lmfao
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LMAO he cucked the heck out of that fricking rooster
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I was bullied by a rooster as a kid, they deserve it
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!zoochads
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Don't Brazilians regularly frick goats? It's a rite of passage or some shit.
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Colombians.
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Im glad the CIA did all that fricked up shit in Columbia in the 80s. Those goat frickers deserved it.
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Everything posted on reddit is true!
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That was also my favorite part of the video
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You have to frick up chickens who act like that lol they're bad for the flock
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Beating them up a little is literally what you have to do
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NOOOO NOT THE HECKING CHICKERINOS
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Chink/Chick choose
your fighter.
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People are r-slurred about animals. It's pretty clear that this chick is beating back the rooster in separate instances. Her pants are even different in the fourth clip when she's hitting it with a shovel. The r-slurred rooster keeps attacking her.
I had a dog growing up that for some reason other dogs just didn't like. We don't know what it was, but they would get really aggressive whenever he would walk by. One day, a lab jumped over his fence and starts snapping at us. The owner sees this and runs outside, but as I'm corralling my dog, the lab nearly bites me, after which I kicked him in the head to get him away from us. The lady starts freaking out at me, how dare I kick her dog, it was my dog's fault, she's gonna call the cops, etc. I tell her, "Please, call the fricking cops. My dog is on a leash, your dog jumped the fence. I'd love to hear how this is my fault." She got huffy and went back inside, and unfortunately this was before I had a cell phone.
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You 80 or something?
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chicken dindu nuffin + azns are white adjacent + state lines
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Based queen fowlslayer I kneel
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This guy got the hookup on the real good boytendies.
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She's just tenderizing the meat a little
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She can tenderize my meat if you know what I mean
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By helicoptering it or by hitting it with a shovel?
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@houellebecq she's part asian
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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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What kind of Asian are you? I need it for my dramatard ethnicity spreadsheet
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Heck yeah get his butt
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Where can i get a spicy hispaรฑol in sweats to smack me around
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hey rdrama, its me snappy. i woke up this morning really sick so i went to the doctors, and... well... they diagnosed me with stage 4 sawcon. they said its terminal. this will be my last comment here and then ill be flying with saint floyd
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Yea will be entertaining when someone does it to you:
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Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals?:
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Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race.:
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Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a b-word. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he's hot shit. I'd be lying if I said I haven't (lightly) punted that little fricker to show him who's boss.:
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Only to people who live in a world where the concept of consuming meat is completely detached from the inherent death and murder it entails... being ignorant of the fact you're supporting animal slaughter doesn't make it somehow more moral. Cannibalism bad whether it's a pyscho killing and eating a stranger or a "regular consumer" entering a "restaurant" to eat pieces of human meat that don't resemble a human in any way besides being called human nuggets. The latter involves killing millions of humans.:
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Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt.:
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Hit the fricking peepee with that 'so long gay bowser'
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