THE ROBOT IS STUCK! It's a total fricking lie.
Back when I came of age around 2010 and there was a popular white privilege checklist. It was all stuff like, "when I go shopping, I can be confidemt that someone of my race will be there." Just a bunch of items that came down to, "I am the default race" in order to try to make a list that applies to white people of all income and status levels.
I went on an excursion into town today and I noticed the population was like 90% south Asian, 9.9% black, and yours truly.
I love being the town white. No one treats you any differently, because it's not like they've never seen a white person before, but you get to be the only one who is special looking. The onion ring in a bag of fries. What the frick are minorities playing at acting all mad? My only complaint is that my race would mean that people would look at me funny if I tried pulling off the forehead dot.
Universal white privilege DEBUNKED
Case closed.
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guess you're truly in london
!chuds
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Love me busted up
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"The taste of their food and the beauty of their women made the English the greatest sailors in the world"
-someone wittier than I
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Liz Hurley was a British 10 and even she was a beard. Every bong is actually a bugger and they just go for the manliest thing they can find.
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Megan Markle > Literally any British foid in terms of looks
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Tbh, when a British foid is hot, she's
HOT
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Natalie Dormer
If you besmirch my smirkfu in any way, I'll
you
No hesitations
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Kiera Knightley was hot as heck in the mid 2000s
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Powerful skinny legend tummy queen
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That guy's greatest disappointment in life is that he had to wear the mask for that photo
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for proof just look at Kate Middleton
she's not ugly but i'd pick Markle too
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I know it's a battle of the
s but still, I want what you're smoking lol
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idk if it's natural but she had a cute nose here
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he literally stepped up in the looks dept. bri'ish women are monstrous
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Markle is just okay in the US but better looking than any British royal or Englishwoman in history.
Dua Lipa doesn't count because she's an imported Balkanoid
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being surrounded by pakis must be such a surreal experience and I am jealous of
@Poj for experiencing it
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Im in London for work, any r-slurred bongs want to meet up?
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Wtf kind of job sent you to London?
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Caliphate business
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The company I work for is based there. I usually never have to interact with anyone there because there's no time zone overlap, but sometimes they force me to visit.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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I don't get it.
Is this still some kind of weird performance piece for two fat alcoholics that
broke up 
?
The last pizza pic looked like a Jodi Arias shower pic, so congrats on that
!chuds help me out with this
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There's a Carp-sized void in the dramasphere and it's getting filled by boringpilled r-slurs.
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The Carp drama was always Groomercord shit.
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Carp's contribution to the success and overall vibe of this site is unquantifiable, and Groomercord drama was only a small part. Even without the whole dramatic dynamo community leader role, Carp's worst content was superior to whatever the frick the unfunny inward-focused r-slurred NPC shit that's taken its place.
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Suck his peepee harder why don't you, cute twink.
This place is the way that it is is because early on it attracted /r/drama users
Carp was on ruqqus or wherever lol
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Bold strategy invoking the early days as a good thing. They sucked.
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!teaparty another one desperate for jannypeepee
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Fair.
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They are both posting Facebook teir shit to make each other jealous of the "social life" they have without each other.
Things like getting wings and buying buzzballs for underage girls is a noteworthy occasion for each of them.
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But it's some weird boring fake shit, right?
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They aren't known to have shame.
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Is it terrible that I would like pizza to get Jody Arias'd so the journ*lists can pearl clutch about his rdrama posts?
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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If wishing for pizza to get Arias'd is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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Frame Pog? You can do it. I believe in you.
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I've lived in both places.
In white areas: People ignore me
In non-white areas: People ignore me
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So true snappy
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I've long speculated that arrogant white people love diversity because it makes them feel hot shit and special. Going for a trip through an all white area reveals a foid to be a mid 4/10, while in a south asian area a mediocre blonde gets to feel flattered that everyone stares at her.
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Yeah, but those whitoids only want a small amount of diversity. They want their literal token minorities, but nothing topping 10% of the total population around them.
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Try playing on hard mode
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The good news: nobody assumes you will commit crimes.
The bad news: everyone will commit crimes against you.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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How is Birmingham these days?
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Are you in the UK now? I'm visiting, if you want a real peepeeing.
@pizzashill I'm gonna peepee your woman.
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Yeah and it was a rich foid confusing class privilege for race
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The "aspects of whiteness" list full of useful social innovations (scientific method; punctuality; nuclear family; self-reliance; etc) was also pretty fun.
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White privilege is a thing if you aren't completely incompetent.
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If you have to work for it, it's not privilege. It's just being that much better than everyone else.
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BBC arc
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Why did you let pizza turn you into a racist?
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Kill yt
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oh wait youre back in england
LMAO yeah enjoy the literal millions of recently immigrated literally inbred 
pakis
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Tldr?
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money. power. narcissism.
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truly genius
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